DPP: Intervention Time!

[winegums.livejournal.com]

Hello everyone, it's my turn at the DPP this week, and to (belatedly) kick off, here goes:

Pilots frequently frustrate us with just how terrible their timing is, and how frequently they end up frakking it all up between them just when there's the smallest hope things will be ok. And nine times out of ten, it ends up feeling like it could have been avoided if someone just gave either or both of them a good talking-to.

Today's question is: what if that person was YOU? What if you could break the fourth wall or otherwise enter the BSGverse and actually talk to Lee Adama, or Kara Thrace, or both together, to tell them to please stop being so chicken/running off with other people/generally doing their best to frak it all up, or that despite all appearances, you two really do love each other - with a catch: you can do this only ONCE.

So, which point would you choose to stage an intervention for pilots and save them from themselves/cosmic bad luck? Here are a few possibilities, accompanied by my own wise advice to them:



me: Pssst, you two! Lee, take your jaw off the floor and just kiss her already! And Kara, don't go off with that slime Baltar, the person you want WANTS YOU RIGHT BACK and jealousy isn't a good look on him.
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(me: NOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO JUST DON'T!!!!!!!!

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me: NOOOOOOOOO SHE FINALLY TOLD YOU SHE MIGHT CONSIDER A DIVORCE !!!! LAME-DUCK MARRIAGES YOU ONLY WENT INTO BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T HAVE EACH OTHER ARE NOT A VALID REASON FOR TURNING HER DOWN. JUST SAY YES!!!!!!
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Leave your own answer - accompanied by a screencap if you want - in the comments, and also your own dialogue to pilots (even if it's nothing more than NO DON'T DO THAT!).

P.S.: I'm also working under the assumption that pilots would actually listen and not just freak out about the fact that a fangirl/fanboy is sitting in on their lives and giving them relationship advice. Or shoot/clobber said fanboy/fangirl.

Comments

[scifishipper.livejournal.com]

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Lee (as prompted by my voice in his head): I'm sorry, Kara. I have a bad feeling about this and if you say you're not going back out there, then don't.

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Lee: Go and get some rack time. Hot Dog can go out in your place.

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Lee: It'll be okay.

[winegums.livejournal.com]

*sob* I SO WISH. I actually chose my last pick because I thought that things were getting worse for Kara AFTER the affair ended, and if they'd been together she might not have flown into the maelstrom/gone crazy. But the ultimate result we both want is the same (i.e. Kara doesn't die).

[anamarya.livejournal.com]

we can only wish for that. unfortunately tptb wnet in the other direction. but yes - that's my pick for an intervention also.

[kdbleu.livejournal.com]

Just thinking about this scene makes me cry. :(

This is so much better. Even more so if in gratitude for Lee's trust, Kara kisses him. ;)

[mserrada.livejournal.com]

Any other show and Lee's display of trust and support would have been the deciding factor in getting Kara through this rough patch. So, in that way only, it was a change to have it be the absolutely wrong thing to do.

[word-vomity.livejournal.com]

I think my early intervention in their relationship would've been minimal and mostly just as that little voice in their ears as an advocate because apparently EVERYONE else had no love/awareness for Kara/Lee. Well maybe the Chief but he never said anything to either of them until the bar episode and his advice was decidedly NOT Kara/Lee friendly. And Baltar only knew on accident. And Athena randomly knew in UB out of nowhere, *cough* Helo *cough* but didn't really pick a team. And Helo and Tigh...well obviously they gave crap advice! Our pair never got anyone on their side. So mostly I'd just put in good words where I could and hope that they'd straighten out on their own.

But after Scar, I'd lose ability to remain all Switzerlandy. That's when things get all wonky. I'm ok with it all going down that way cuz it helped bring some things into the open and work the issues, but that he never went after her was stupid. So I'd sit our gorgeous Leland down and have this little chat (if I could keep my own hands off him long enough)

Me: Lee, put a shirt on because I can't concentrate. OK. Now, why are you letting her run away again? Please grow a pair, go after her and put yourself out there. Passivity doesn't work with her. She needs a man who will step up and call her on this s**t! Yes, she's being a bitch, but you love that about her so get over it. She's always a bitch when she's scared and guess what, SHE'S SCARED! Now go talk, yes I said TALK to her. I realize it's a foreign concept to you both, but give it a try. If you knew 50% of what she's been through, you'd know why this is so hard for her. And yes, I can see that you're scared too, but who do you really want to spend your time with? Kara. Or the most boring female in the world, Dee? Seriously. I know it's safer and that you're generally drawn to that controlled environment, but that is exactly why Kara thrills you like nobody else. Now get your sexy ass OUT OF THAT CHAIR and get her to see how much your really care and that the worlds are not going to end if you two frak.

And scene.

Or something like that. :)

[scifishipper.livejournal.com]

HEE! Yes. I'd love to see Lee go after her in Scar. I think he didn't bc she told him there was NOTHING HERE! THE GIRL LIES, MAN! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

;)

[winegums.livejournal.com]

And here's the funny part: Chief loved Cally (I really believe he did, if by the end he said it wouldn't have made a difference if he knew Cally was "trouble") but later in the series, we get to know that he was lying too - he hasn't been able to let go of Boomer, his first love, and he admits as much to Boomer when they see each other again.

And re: Scar. I would so be behind that conversation. Preferably cheering Lee on as he left the room to go after Kara. "There's nothing here", pffft. LIES, ALL LIES.

[winegums.livejournal.com]

I agree. I shipped them straight from their second reunion in the miniseries, but wouldn't actively have suggested an intervention till maybe Colonial Day AFTER seeing the ensuing disaster.

But Scar is the tipping point, because before they've joked about it and ignored it and been in denial like no one's business, but after that near-frak THEY CAN'T IGNORE IT ANY LONGER. I mean, Lee did the right thing by stopping, but it was Kara's flipout that really set the seal on it. And Lee is kind of a prince among men for not lashing out at her even when she brings up her dead-guy hangup (and the idea that she's using him as a substitute), but yeah.... I do wish they'd talked. Though he did try.

[mserrada.livejournal.com]

Perfection! Just YES!
--And threaten to ravage him if he doesn't go LIKE NOW after Kara!

[deborah-judge.livejournal.com]

I think I'd have taken a nice picture of the table scene and mailed it to Zak with love. Then maybe get Zak to do the intervention.

[winegums.livejournal.com]

OUCH!!!! Though knowing pilots, they'd feel so awful and guilty they'd stay well away from each other even after Kara and Zak are no longer together.

Which is exactly what they did, even WITHOUT Zak finding out about the table. *sob*

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

**giggles**

[kdbleu.livejournal.com]

Love it!

[kdbleu.livejournal.com]

I was trying to find a good picture, but I have given up so...

I would sit them down sometime in season one, probably right after Kara comes back from the moon,and politely explain that they need to get over themselves. It's the end of the frakking worlds if you happen to have survived with the person you love, love them!

[winegums.livejournal.com]

Oh, that would have been an excellent plan, and I kind of wish someone HAD sat them down early on and told them to stop beating themselves up over it.

[sammy567.livejournal.com]

I would have done an intervention during the triad game, where Lee first figures out Kara and Baltar slept together. A nice public one in front of Giaus Baltar. There's even a spot for me to sit between Baltar and Gaeta.


me: Kara slept with Baltar but she called out your name! Go give her the real thing!
[turns to Baltar] Sorry, Baltar, but I heard you tell it to the cupboard.

[winegums.livejournal.com]

SO MANY LOLZ. You get to stage a pilots intervention AND piss off Baltar at the same time - this is brilliant!

[scifishipper.livejournal.com]

HA! PERFECTO! I love it completely! LOLOL!

[anamarya.livejournal.com]

hehehe! nice plan

[sammy567.livejournal.com]

Or, I would have done an intervention before she leaves for the Caprica rescue mission.



In this case, I'd like to be invisible head!Someone next to Lee.

me: Lee, repeat after me.


I love you, Kara Thrace.


No takebacks.


See, Lee, how happy she is to hear you say it again? Now please get off your ass and give her the hug and kiss you guys do so well.

[winegums.livejournal.com]

YES, such a weighty moment just screaming with unsaid things....and they say nothing, as usual.

Don't get me wrong, I love how non-verbal pilots are but it would have been nice if Lee had actually spilled his guts now instead of waiting for her to muster out and all the mess of UB. *sob*

[scifishipper.livejournal.com]

*CRIES SOBS WAILS*

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED. FRAK!

[mserrada.livejournal.com]

Or he could have said "Come back to me, Kara. Go rescue this stranger, but you come back to me!
--see, so little and it could have made the difference.

[ddt73.livejournal.com]

Ah yes from LDYB1, you know Lee wanted to say so much more. Also I think at least for a moment there Kara wanted him to say more too. You can kind of see the regret there, just below the surface.