DPP: Intervention Time!
Aug. 9th, 2011 06:06 pmHello everyone, it's my turn at the DPP this week, and to (belatedly) kick off, here goes:
Pilots frequently frustrate us with just how terrible their timing is, and how frequently they end up frakking it all up between them just when there's the smallest hope things will be ok. And nine times out of ten, it ends up feeling like it could have been avoided if someone just gave either or both of them a good talking-to.
Today's question is: what if that person was YOU? What if you could break the fourth wall or otherwise enter the BSGverse and actually talk to Lee Adama, or Kara Thrace, or both together, to tell them to please stop being so chicken/running off with other people/generally doing their best to frak it all up, or that despite all appearances, you two really do love each other - with a catch: you can do this only ONCE.
So, which point would you choose to stage an intervention for pilots and save them from themselves/cosmic bad luck? Here are a few possibilities, accompanied by my own wise advice to them:

me: Pssst, you two! Lee, take your jaw off the floor and just kiss her already! And Kara, don't go off with that slime Baltar, the person you want WANTS YOU RIGHT BACK and jealousy isn't a good look on him.
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(me: NOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO JUST DON'T!!!!!!!!
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me: NOOOOOOOOO SHE FINALLY TOLD YOU SHE MIGHT CONSIDER A DIVORCE !!!! LAME-DUCK MARRIAGES YOU ONLY WENT INTO BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T HAVE EACH OTHER ARE NOT A VALID REASON FOR TURNING HER DOWN. JUST SAY YES!!!!!!
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Leave your own answer - accompanied by a screencap if you want - in the comments, and also your own dialogue to pilots (even if it's nothing more than NO DON'T DO THAT!).
P.S.: I'm also working under the assumption that pilots would actually listen and not just freak out about the fact that a fangirl/fanboy is sitting in on their lives and giving them relationship advice. Or shoot/clobber said fanboy/fangirl.
Pilots frequently frustrate us with just how terrible their timing is, and how frequently they end up frakking it all up between them just when there's the smallest hope things will be ok. And nine times out of ten, it ends up feeling like it could have been avoided if someone just gave either or both of them a good talking-to.
Today's question is: what if that person was YOU? What if you could break the fourth wall or otherwise enter the BSGverse and actually talk to Lee Adama, or Kara Thrace, or both together, to tell them to please stop being so chicken/running off with other people/generally doing their best to frak it all up, or that despite all appearances, you two really do love each other - with a catch: you can do this only ONCE.
So, which point would you choose to stage an intervention for pilots and save them from themselves/cosmic bad luck? Here are a few possibilities, accompanied by my own wise advice to them:

me: Pssst, you two! Lee, take your jaw off the floor and just kiss her already! And Kara, don't go off with that slime Baltar, the person you want WANTS YOU RIGHT BACK and jealousy isn't a good look on him.
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(me: NOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO JUST DON'T!!!!!!!!
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me: NOOOOOOOOO SHE FINALLY TOLD YOU SHE MIGHT CONSIDER A DIVORCE !!!! LAME-DUCK MARRIAGES YOU ONLY WENT INTO BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T HAVE EACH OTHER ARE NOT A VALID REASON FOR TURNING HER DOWN. JUST SAY YES!!!!!!
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Leave your own answer - accompanied by a screencap if you want - in the comments, and also your own dialogue to pilots (even if it's nothing more than NO DON'T DO THAT!).
P.S.: I'm also working under the assumption that pilots would actually listen and not just freak out about the fact that a fangirl/fanboy is sitting in on their lives and giving them relationship advice. Or shoot/clobber said fanboy/fangirl.
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Date: 2011-08-09 12:42 pm (UTC)Lee (as prompted by my voice in his head): I'm sorry, Kara. I have a bad feeling about this and if you say you're not going back out there, then don't.
Lee: Go and get some rack time. Hot Dog can go out in your place.
Lee: It'll be okay.
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Date: 2011-08-09 12:53 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-08-09 01:08 pm (UTC)(I think Kara never expects people to trust her at all and wanted Lee to ground her, even though, she's happy of course, when he doesn't. I think she enjoyed his faith in her, as misguided as it was.)
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Date: 2011-08-09 01:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-09 01:08 pm (UTC)But after Scar, I'd lose ability to remain all Switzerlandy. That's when things get all wonky. I'm ok with it all going down that way cuz it helped bring some things into the open and work the issues, but that he never went after her was stupid. So I'd sit our gorgeous Leland down and have this little chat (if I could keep my own hands off him long enough)
Me: Lee, put a shirt on because I can't concentrate. OK. Now, why are you letting her run away again? Please grow a pair, go after her and put yourself out there. Passivity doesn't work with her. She needs a man who will step up and call her on this s**t! Yes, she's being a bitch, but you love that about her so get over it. She's always a bitch when she's scared and guess what, SHE'S SCARED! Now go talk, yes I said TALK to her. I realize it's a foreign concept to you both, but give it a try. If you knew 50% of what she's been through, you'd know why this is so hard for her. And yes, I can see that you're scared too, but who do you really want to spend your time with? Kara. Or the most boring female in the world, Dee? Seriously. I know it's safer and that you're generally drawn to that controlled environment, but that is exactly why Kara thrills you like nobody else. Now get your sexy ass OUT OF THAT CHAIR and get her to see how much your really care and that the worlds are not going to end if you two frak.
And scene.
Or something like that. :)
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Date: 2011-08-09 01:08 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-08-09 01:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-09 01:23 pm (UTC)ya, and the part about the quick frak probably didn't helped either. i give him some points for realizing that going on that route was bad to begin with (stopping was frustrating for everybody but the right move omho) but i sort of take them back because he should have tried harder to make her talk.
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Date: 2011-08-09 02:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-09 02:09 pm (UTC)Which is exactly what they did, even WITHOUT Zak finding out about the table. *sob*
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Date: 2011-08-09 02:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-09 02:13 pm (UTC)And re: Scar. I would so be behind that conversation. Preferably cheering Lee on as he left the room to go after Kara. "There's nothing here", pffft. LIES, ALL LIES.
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Date: 2011-08-09 02:16 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-08-09 02:30 pm (UTC)But Scar is the tipping point, because before they've joked about it and ignored it and been in denial like no one's business, but after that near-frak THEY CAN'T IGNORE IT ANY LONGER. I mean, Lee did the right thing by stopping, but it was Kara's flipout that really set the seal on it. And Lee is kind of a prince among men for not lashing out at her even when she brings up her dead-guy hangup (and the idea that she's using him as a substitute), but yeah.... I do wish they'd talked. Though he did try.
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Date: 2011-08-09 02:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-09 02:47 pm (UTC)This is so much better. Even more so if in gratitude for Lee's trust, Kara kisses him. ;)
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Date: 2011-08-09 02:48 pm (UTC)