DPP: The Talk

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Oh Lee, why must your hair look like a madman's at this moment?

So, yesterday, in our discussion of what we would rearrange on timeline's canon, several people suggested that they would have liked for our pilots to just have at least one big honest discussion about their relationship. Back after Daybreak aired, either in the podcast or in interviews, the creators mentioned that they'd thought about writing a scene where Kara and Lee DID talk about why they were never able to make it work between them. I think it was supposed to take place in the tent before they came out and said goodbye to the rents and poofed.

Thus, my question today: What would they have said? What excuses reasoning would the writers have given them to explain why they'd never been able to get on the same page at the same time?

Anyone want to take a stab at ficcing it?

Here's a few creative suggestions:
"I have a secret. This is just my disguise. I'm not really a girl, Lee...I'm a pigeon in a girl suit."
"I liked you better when you were Fat!Lee. Maybe if you gained a few pounds."
"I never thought I'd tell anyone this but...I've really been in love with Hot Dog all this time..."
"My one true love? Noodles, followed by democracy."

Comments

Re: Apparently I'm not done ranting... 3/3

[bouncy-nut.livejournal.com]

honestly, (though I know I'm in the vast minority) i like his Earth hair. It feels like "i'm free of all my debilitating responsibilities and can now enjoy my life" hair. I hate his president hair, but this whole disheveled and messy look totally has a caged lion set free look about it. If only he'd pounced on Kara.

*runs and hides*

Re: Apparently I'm not done ranting... 3/3

[kag523.livejournal.com]

You ROCK YOUR LOVE OF THE EPIC HAIR!!! I am glad someone gets off on it, because I do not. *giggling uncontrollably* But I must admit that JB can pull off pretty much anything. :>D

Re: Apparently I'm not done ranting... 3/3

[rachelmack.livejournal.com]

I don't mind his Earth Hair. I MOTHERFRAKKING HATE HIS REPUBLICAN-DOUCHEBAG HAIR AS A PILOTICIAN.

Re: Apparently I'm not done ranting... 3/3

[kag523.livejournal.com]

I'm in love with your userpic. That is all. *giggling uncontrollably*

Re: Apparently I'm not done ranting... 3/3

[onlyariana.livejournal.com]

Probably in the vast minority but not totally alone. I don't mind the President hair too much. Especially since it goes with the suits. I can't stand the military haircut. I like it longer and lighter.

Re: Apparently I'm not done ranting... 3/3

[cosetteferaud.livejournal.com]

You are not alone :). The pilot haircut will always be my favorite, and I just hate with a fiery passion the presidential hair, but I am fond of his messy, lighter Earth hair, he looks kinda cute.