DPP: Pilots online

[coffeesuperhero.livejournal.com]

So, I have a confession. I spend a lot of time on the internet. I know, I know, it's a shocker. But seriously. I have a Twitter, an LJ, a Dreamwidth, a Myspace, a Facebook, eighty-million email accounts and screenames, and now everyone is joining Tumblr (Tumblring?), and I'm soon to cave.

This has me thinking. If our pilots could spend time surfing the web, what would they do? Would they be in fandoms? Would Kara be writing fic that would make a sailor blush? Would Lee send daily email forwards to his co-workers with all the LOLCAT macros he thought were hilarious? If they had Twitter handles, what would they be? @starbuck? @apollo? @karathraceismoreawesomethanyou? Would @arrowofapollo make an appearance? ;)

This is partly a silly!fun question, but it could also be a serious!fun question. You could speculate about what fandom might look like in the BSG 'verse, discuss the nature of online relationships and our pilots might behave in that kind of community, write twitter!fic, write blog entries for our pilots, Kara's list of prompts for a fic battle, post Kara's most recent Facebook status updates, et cetera. The possibilities are as wide as the internet and your imaginations! I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with.

Here's a silly snippet to get you started:

Hey flist, today really sucks. My girlfriend is off on a covert mission and can't sign into G-chat, and I'm stuck in a Raptor with this jackass from Pegasus. I really hate this keyboard. It's too small. I don't know how you people with Netbooks do it. At least I have the internet. Anything interesting going on out there? Seriously, guys. There's nothing new on the warcollegecomm, I've read through all the recipes on Smitten Kitchen, and all the Fandom!Secrets from today are about Supernatural. I don't even watch that show!

(Just, you know, don't send me any links to Kara's latest, ah, fic projects. I know what she's writing, okay? It's ALL NSFW. I have enough problems with this idiot co-worker already.)

Help!

Comments

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

So epic.

"And now, the man you've all heard so much about - or at least, you've heard about his twig and berries - my boyfriend, Lee Adama! Let's give him a big hand!"
Other panel person: "I can't believe you gave her a mic and a fifth of whiskey."
Other other panel person: "I told you this would be golden."

[coffeesuperhero.livejournal.com]

If she did the Walk of Fame, her line would be out the door, across the atrium, over to the next hotel, out that door and around the block.

Meanwhile, Lee would be trying to wade through crowds of Disco Stormtroopers and Bubba Fetts, just so he could bring Kara some Starbucks.

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

Which she would promptly spike.

Can you imagine the picture poses she would do? Lee's not allowed to see them. There's a whole "Show Your Tits With Kara Thrace" fan club on Facebook, to say nothing of the LJs.

[ninjamonkey73.livejournal.com]

*sprays screen with soda*

[coffeesuperhero.livejournal.com]

The first rule of the SYTWKT Club is that WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE SYTWKT CLUB. At least, not while Lee's around.

This does lead to some hilarity on F!S, when n00bs are all like, "I'VE SEEN KARA'S TITS, S!B FANDOM WOULD BE SOOOOO JEALOUS" and there are a zillion comments like, "WHO HASN'T? SEE YOU AT THE NEXT CON!"

When Lee stumbles upon the FB page, his FML update will be awesome.

[eugis.livejournal.com]

Poor Leemo. Kara needs to make sure to always, always provide mindblowing sex. Lee is the caring and involved boyfriend after all. ;p