Closed Captioning
Nov. 10th, 2011 08:49 amIf you’ve never read the New Yorker magazine, they have caption contests for each issue where their artist draws an obscure image and people try to come up with captions. Example:

So today, another sort of writing game! The images below (I’ll post them in comments) are familiar to all of us -- but what if you’d never seen them before? What if you knew vaguely who Lee and Kara were but not their history, not their angst. Write a caption or a drabble or a ficlet and tell us their story from scratch. It's not a competition, but suggest as many alternatives as you want!
(P.S. I’ll be in several hours of meetings this morning, so if any of you are inspired to post more screencaps, feel free to do)

So today, another sort of writing game! The images below (I’ll post them in comments) are familiar to all of us -- but what if you’d never seen them before? What if you knew vaguely who Lee and Kara were but not their history, not their angst. Write a caption or a drabble or a ficlet and tell us their story from scratch. It's not a competition, but suggest as many alternatives as you want!
(P.S. I’ll be in several hours of meetings this morning, so if any of you are inspired to post more screencaps, feel free to do)
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Date: 2011-11-10 01:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-10 02:27 pm (UTC)Kara: "You're glowing a little. Who's the mother?"
Lee: "This one time, on Cloud 9..."
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Date: 2011-11-10 03:13 pm (UTC)Kara: You didn't REALLY blow up Laura. You blew up the PLANE
Lee: Dad grounded me.
Kara: Like you can't fly?
Lee: No, like I have to be home by 11:00 on weeknights now.
Kara: You're kidding me?
Lee: He says a plane is a thing of responsibility and i need to learn to take care of my things.
Kara: That does suck. How many weeks?
Lee: Four
Kara: Really? I only got grounded 3 for killing Zak!
Lee: I always get screwed by Dad.
Kara: Well, would you liked to get screwed by me?
Lee: Yeah, but we better be quick about it.
Kara: Why?
Lee: It's already 10:30!
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Date: 2011-11-10 01:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-12 05:36 pm (UTC)(oh, that's more-or-less canon, isn't it)
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Date: 2011-11-10 01:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-10 02:42 pm (UTC)**cue conflicted!angry!sexin'**
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Date: 2011-11-10 02:43 pm (UTC);P
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Date: 2011-11-10 01:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-10 08:43 pm (UTC)Lee: Kara, no matter how much you stare into my eyes I am not singing Barry Mannalow.
Kara: Oh come on? Look, I'll even sing the first bit ... "Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl...
Lee: I said no.
Kara: Pretty please.
Lee: (stares Kara out).
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Date: 2011-11-10 08:32 pm (UTC)Kara: (sigh) I'm no where near drunk enough for that line, fly boy.
Lee: So that's not a no?
Kara: (sigh again).
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Date: 2011-11-10 01:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-10 04:36 pm (UTC)Kara: "What else are you afraid of, wonderboy?"
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Date: 2011-11-10 01:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-10 02:47 pm (UTC)...but I also did not sleep last night so there's that.
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Date: 2011-11-10 02:42 pm (UTC)great idea for a game!
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