DPP: Prompt a Crack Fic

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There are not many crack!fics in Pilots fandom. It's not something we seem to be really into. But since Pilots fandom also seems to be so full of ANGSTPUPPIES, I think we need to lighten things up a little bit.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Leave a crackfic prompt. Write a crackfic prompt. Make a cracky manip based on a prompt. Make a cracky icon based on a prompt. It doesn't matter how silly.

Examples of crackprompts: 

*Kara and Lee are chosen to take care of the very last cactus in the universe together. (You see the cactus represents their relationship!)
*Babyfic! Only, it's MPreg. Kara knocks Lee up. Hilarity ensues.
*Lee turns into a stuffed animal, Kara needs to take care of him.

Knock yourselves out. Feel free to elaborate on prompts that came up earlier in this week's DPP- 3 wishes. Facebook. Bodyswap.