[identity profile] rayruz.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] no_takebacks
There are not many crack!fics in Pilots fandom. It's not something we seem to be really into. But since Pilots fandom also seems to be so full of ANGSTPUPPIES, I think we need to lighten things up a little bit.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Leave a crackfic prompt. Write a crackfic prompt. Make a cracky manip based on a prompt. Make a cracky icon based on a prompt. It doesn't matter how silly.

Examples of crackprompts: 

*Kara and Lee are chosen to take care of the very last cactus in the universe together. (You see the cactus represents their relationship!)
*Babyfic! Only, it's MPreg. Kara knocks Lee up. Hilarity ensues.
*Lee turns into a stuffed animal, Kara needs to take care of him.

Knock yourselves out. Feel free to elaborate on prompts that came up earlier in this week's DPP- 3 wishes. Facebook. Bodyswap.

Crack Prompt YES!!

Date: 2011-02-24 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swamp-ariadne.livejournal.com
to scared to write anything but will PROMPT crazy crack prompts!

1/ Zombie Apocalypse. I'm going with a personal theory that any fandom can be zombie apocaficced and the cylons don't know how to deal with the growing armies of zombie cyclons. there is a way that Kara and Lee will turn this into a videogame.

2/ all the cheesy soap opera tropes that could possibly happen to them in the next 12 hours. the whole must happen in 12 hours and they deal with secret siblings and parents who found out they were never divorced and miracle babies and finding out they own shares in the caprican facility that birthed the cylons and fake cancer and amnesia and humans back from the dead that are not Kara and a wedding. and Kara being bridezilla in the way only she can be bridezilla.

Re: Crack Prompt YES!!

Date: 2011-02-24 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anamarya.livejournal.com
the second one is just hilarious as it is.

Re: Crack Prompt YES!!

Date: 2011-02-24 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
I support soap opera crack! haha They should also throw in a child who ages 10 years in this time span. ;)

Re: Crack Prompt YES!!

Date: 2011-02-24 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelicalangie.livejournal.com
Star Trek The Next Gen actually did the kid who ages 10 years in 12 hours - It apparently put the ship in danger - I see crossover crack!fests

Re: Crack Prompt YES!!

Date: 2011-02-25 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rachelindeed.livejournal.com
Our Love is a Cactus in the Burning Desert of the Zombie Apocalypse
A Tragic Poem

Because Fate has frakk’d us
Our Love is a Cactus
That’s always too painful
And leaves us a brainful
Of sad thoughts for zombies to eat.
But there’s still all the hotness and heat.

‘Cause Our Love = Cactus.

Shall our bristling hearts meet
For one last burning treat
Before more death and trauma?

- Lee Adama

Re: Crack Prompt YES!!

Date: 2011-02-25 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swamp-ariadne.livejournal.com
oh my effing lord! cactus and zombies?!? WOW.

i'm so greedy now because i'm gonna ask where's Kara's limerick? or will she do a sonnet instead?

Date: 2011-02-24 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callmeonetrack.livejournal.com
OK where is that cactus thing from? That sounds familiar.

I will say too, that although the current crop of folks don't do much crack, there are a lot of great crack recs at [livejournal.com profile] bsg_crack.

I think Karin also needs to post a list of all of her great manips, and Lexie needs to post a bunch of her wonderfully cracky icons (if she hasn't abandoned LJ entirely for twitter and tumblr).

Date: 2011-02-24 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callmeonetrack.livejournal.com
Yeah, I remember you going "you see, the cactus is a metaphor for their relationship..." ;)

Date: 2011-02-25 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amaliak.livejournal.com
I'm still here!!
I posted all my crack! Right? Did I miss something?

*blinks*
I miss LJ...

Date: 2011-02-25 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callmeonetrack.livejournal.com
Did you post the breakdancing Lee one on your own journal?

Date: 2011-02-25 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amaliak.livejournal.com
....not yet ...damn you are on top of my stuff!!!

Date: 2011-02-25 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amaliak.livejournal.com
btw, THIS is where you bring up the Disneyland!Pilots.

:D

Date: 2011-02-25 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callmeonetrack.livejournal.com
Shh! I am saving that for porn battle!

Date: 2011-02-24 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjamonkey73.livejournal.com
This one's complicated, as I am feeling a bit cracky and convoluted today:

* While on Kobol, Lee and Kara discover a mysterious artifact that, when touched by 2 people at once, makes them fall head-over-heels, schmoopily in love with each other. They naturally fight over who gets to hold it first, end up half-wrestling over it, then proceed to be mortified by their inability to stop touching and mooning over each other. Somewhere in the fleet is an old text mentioning the artifact and how to break the charm, but it naturally involves them having sex.

I may have more later... :)

Date: 2011-02-24 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kdbleu.livejournal.com
This is awesome! I have a great twist idea for the end. If you want it let me know. hehehe

Date: 2011-02-24 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjamonkey73.livejournal.com
Thanks!

I confess I used basically this sort of trope for a Janeway/Chakotay story about 15 years ago. I'll leave the prompt for fresh eyes to take or leave. :)

Date: 2011-02-24 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kdbleu.livejournal.com
I wish I wrote funny better or I would totally be off and running. :D

Date: 2011-02-24 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anamarya.livejournal.com
nice start.... but one question ... are they going to need a witch?

Date: 2011-02-24 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjamonkey73.livejournal.com
That's up to whomever wants to take this prompt and run with it. Personally, I was thinking more mystical and less practitioner. :)

Date: 2011-02-24 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
LMAO Nice!!

Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-24 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kag523.livejournal.com
Image (http://s931.photobucket.com/albums/ad159/kag523/BSG/?action=view&current=PregnantLee.jpg)

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-24 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anamarya.livejournal.com
hahaha.....I wasn't able to imagine that, but now i don't have to.

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-25 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kag523.livejournal.com
Yes - I know... it's bad.

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-24 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
ahhhh! No you didn't! I think you just RUINED my crush on Jamie. :( That's something I could have lived my whole life without seeing. heh

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-25 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kag523.livejournal.com
I think you just RUINED my crush on Jamie.

Nah! NEVER! Hee hee!

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-25 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
Yeah you're right, I think that's nearly impossible to do. hehe!

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-25 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anamarya.livejournal.com
I think you just RUINED my crush on Jamie.

is this possible? because i seriously doubt it

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-24 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kdbleu.livejournal.com
You have serious probelms and may need to be medicated. But in a good way. hee

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-25 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kdbleu.livejournal.com
And good job with the stretch marks on his stomach. :D

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-25 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scifishipper.livejournal.com
I AM HORRIFIED (and fascinated at the same time).

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-25 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kag523.livejournal.com
I think you would be less horrified if JB was having YOUR baby. I mean, that's taking one for the team, for a guy to do that if you ask me. *winks*

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-25 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scifishipper.livejournal.com
Well, certainly I would be less horrified because that means I would be having sex with him. I cannot complain about that. ;) No benefits. No baby. Hee!

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-25 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anamarya.livejournal.com
I didn't thought about it like that. but good point there.

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-25 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amaliak.livejournal.com
you want to know the hilarious part? this just reminds me of the interview they had w/ Jamie about FatLee and how he and David Eick ha run around and tried to find stuff to use to make him fat...and they used Grace's pregnancy suit....

I love you, Karin. No matter what.
cheers.
--Lex

Re: Be warned. This image is very very bad...

Date: 2011-02-25 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kag523.livejournal.com
*hugs super tight*

I LOVE LEX AND I DON'T CARE WHO FRAKKING KNOWS!!!

(And your icon ROCKS! as per usual.)

Date: 2011-02-24 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninety6tears.livejournal.com
Kara and Lee are somehow transported into the bodies of Katee and Jamie. Everyone is perplexed that Jamie isn't dropping the American accent. Kara is confused that a Six model is convinced they're supposed to go shopping together that evening. And a convention is coming up...
Edited Date: 2011-02-24 10:10 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-02-25 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callmeonetrack.livejournal.com
Aw that prompt reminds me of these fic:

Conventional Ethics (http://romanticalgirl.livejournal.com/647424.html#cutid1) by [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl (Jamie Bamber/Kara Thrace)

untitled Kara/Jamie snippet (http://romanticalgirl.livejournal.com/519545.html#cutid3) by [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl

Date: 2011-02-25 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mserrada.livejournal.com
Oh! This is a riot :)
Hoping someone gives this a go...My cracked pot just explodes with angst so it'll have to be someone else, though.

Date: 2011-02-25 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amaliak.livejournal.com
Here's my crackpot ideas:

-Lee: the Yes Man...he's only allowed to say yes, all the time..... :D
-strange phobia exploitation
-Kara and Lee join the circus!
-Shakespearean!Pilots (you know you want to)
-I really REALLY want someone to write CSI: Caprica. LIKE OMG I WOULD LOVE THEM FOREVER.

feh. I can't think of more cracky ideas...let me sleep on it...

cheers.
--Lex

Date: 2011-02-25 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anastashial.livejournal.com
Well I just posted this in the Random Word Challenge over at ~Lee Adama Daily, but I think it also cries out for crack fic.

He'd known that bright and shiny future would have included a lawn to look at from that porch swing, or at least he should have. Kneeling there, while his rugrats dug out dandelions and tossed them at him leaving him covered in mud, hadn't been part of his mental picture. At least the things actually made a better salad than algae.

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