[identity profile] dramaturgca.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] no_takebacks
Songfic, Crossovers... Today, let's talk about crack!

What's your favourite pilot related crack? What pilot crack do you feel the world is lacking? Show us the crack, y'all!

Date: 2010-12-30 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
Benevolent Sibling (http://mercurial-wit.livejournal.com/31848.html)

EASIEST QUESTION EVER. :D

ETA: I think the world is sorely lacking a fusion of BSG and PotC. Or HIMYM. Or Community. I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE.

Or one where Lee is a dainty little dove who's been sheltered all his life, who moves to the big city to be independent. And Kara is the seasoned pigeon who teaches him the ropes of window ledge living in the city. They fall in love but the other pigeons and Lee's family DISAPPROVES and so there is SO MUCH DRAMA.

Someone write this for me.
Edited Date: 2010-12-30 09:59 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-12-30 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rayruz.livejournal.com
YOU AND YOUR BIRDS.

Date: 2010-12-30 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
AND YET YOU STILL WRITE IT. ADMIT IT. YOU LOVE THE PIGEONS.

Date: 2010-12-30 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rayruz.livejournal.com
Also:

*~*~*

"This is what you eat?" Lee ruffled his feathers, as he perched at the edge of the sidewalk. Kara glanced up at him from the gutter as she pecked at a half-eaten hot dog sitting in a puddle of what seemed to be motor oil. He hoped it wasn't anything else. "That can't be sanitary."

"Lesson number one of the big city, Leland," she said, wings fluttering as she hopped back up onto the sidewalk. "Eat what you find. This is some good shit. Best food, though, is over in Chinatown."

"But it's garbage!" he insisted.

"Right," she drawled. "And what did you eat in the woods. Seeds and berries? Good luck, finding that in the city." On a good gust of wintry wind, Kara took off into the air, leaving Lee to struggle along after her.

"There has to be somewhere. What about in Central Park?" he panted as he caught up.

Kara wobbled a bit, mid-flight. "Sure. If you think you can take on Cavil and his murder of crows."

"Cavil?" he asked. "Someone I should know about?"

Kara found a nice gargoyle to perch herself on, with a great view of the park. Lee settled along beside her and she draped her wing across his back. "Little Leland, you got a lot to learn about life in the big city. But stick with me, maybe you'll survive."

----


What did I just write!?!?!?!??!??!!!

Date: 2010-12-30 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
If you think you can take on Cavil and his murder of crows.

Bwahahahahaha! Of COURSE Cavil took over the most choice piece of real estate in the city. :D

What did I just write!?!?!?!??!??!!!

YOU JUST WROTE THE MOST WONDERFUL THING EVER. TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE.

Date: 2010-12-31 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rayruz.livejournal.com
If you can figure out the logistics of pigeon sex, knock yourself out.

Date: 2010-12-31 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
Nah, I don't need to read pigeon sex. I'm not that far gone.

I'd rather read about Lee chilling in Central Park and getting the crap beat out of him by Cavil's crows until Kara kicked the crows' asses. And all the humans nearby were all o_O

Date: 2010-12-31 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kdbleu.livejournal.com
How sad am I that I actually, briefly though about the physicality of pigeon sex? Awkward.

Date: 2010-12-31 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
Oh great - now I have this strange BSG/Valiant thing going on in my head. o.O *snort*

Date: 2010-12-31 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
*sporfle*

This is the exact image I had! Now I need a Kara one and my life will be complete.

Date: 2010-12-31 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
lol I tried to do Kara as a pigeon, but faceinhole's pigeon pic was not that great.

Date: 2010-12-31 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
D:

Stupid FaceInHole, not giving me the pic that would probably end up in my profile.

Date: 2010-12-31 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callmeonetrack.livejournal.com
Aw, your first piece of crack! YAY! \o/

And delightful pigeon/dove crack it is. Hee.

Kara found a nice gargoyle to perch herself on...

LOLOLOL

Date: 2010-12-31 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rayruz.livejournal.com
I do not know what came over me!

Date: 2010-12-31 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
The power of pigeons compels you! :P

Date: 2010-12-31 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
Yes, Benevolent Sibling is my fav I think! :) But Caprica High is a very close second.

And BSG/PotC or BSG/HIMYM?? Why didn't *I* think of that?? I love how your brain works! :P

Date: 2010-12-31 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
I don't quite remember Caprica High. I read it once back in 2005? 2006? I should read it again.

And haha, I'm glad you enjoy my poor deranged brain. I'm dying for cracky crossovers. Hopefully more will be written in the future. :)

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