Daily Pilots Post
Dec. 30th, 2010 01:47 pmSongfic, Crossovers... Today, let's talk about crack!
What's your favourite pilot related crack? What pilot crack do you feel the world is lacking? Show us the crack, y'all!
What's your favourite pilot related crack? What pilot crack do you feel the world is lacking? Show us the crack, y'all!
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Date: 2010-12-30 09:53 pm (UTC)EASIEST QUESTION EVER. :D
ETA: I think the world is sorely lacking a fusion of BSG and PotC. Or HIMYM. Or Community. I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE.
Or one where Lee is a dainty little dove who's been sheltered all his life, who moves to the big city to be independent. And Kara is the seasoned pigeon who teaches him the ropes of window ledge living in the city. They fall in love but the other pigeons and Lee's family DISAPPROVES and so there is SO MUCH DRAMA.
Someone write this for me.
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Date: 2010-12-30 10:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-30 11:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-30 10:49 pm (UTC)*~*~*
"This is what you eat?" Lee ruffled his feathers, as he perched at the edge of the sidewalk. Kara glanced up at him from the gutter as she pecked at a half-eaten hot dog sitting in a puddle of what seemed to be motor oil. He hoped it wasn't anything else. "That can't be sanitary."
"Lesson number one of the big city, Leland," she said, wings fluttering as she hopped back up onto the sidewalk. "Eat what you find. This is some good shit. Best food, though, is over in Chinatown."
"But it's garbage!" he insisted.
"Right," she drawled. "And what did you eat in the woods. Seeds and berries? Good luck, finding that in the city." On a good gust of wintry wind, Kara took off into the air, leaving Lee to struggle along after her.
"There has to be somewhere. What about in Central Park?" he panted as he caught up.
Kara wobbled a bit, mid-flight. "Sure. If you think you can take on Cavil and his murder of crows."
"Cavil?" he asked. "Someone I should know about?"
Kara found a nice gargoyle to perch herself on, with a great view of the park. Lee settled along beside her and she draped her wing across his back. "Little Leland, you got a lot to learn about life in the big city. But stick with me, maybe you'll survive."
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What did I just write!?!?!?!??!??!!!
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Date: 2010-12-30 11:14 pm (UTC)Bwahahahahaha! Of COURSE Cavil took over the most choice piece of real estate in the city. :D
What did I just write!?!?!?!??!??!!!
YOU JUST WROTE THE MOST WONDERFUL THING EVER. TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE.
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Date: 2010-12-31 12:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-31 12:54 am (UTC)I'd rather read about Lee chilling in Central Park and getting the crap beat out of him by Cavil's crows until Kara kicked the crows' asses. And all the humans nearby were all o_O
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Date: 2010-12-31 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-31 01:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-31 02:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-31 03:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-31 04:44 am (UTC)This is the exact image I had! Now I need a Kara one and my life will be complete.
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Date: 2010-12-31 04:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-31 05:14 am (UTC)Stupid FaceInHole, not giving me the pic that would probably end up in my profile.
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Date: 2010-12-31 02:02 am (UTC)And delightful pigeon/dove crack it is. Hee.
Kara found a nice gargoyle to perch herself on...
LOLOLOL
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Date: 2010-12-31 02:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-31 04:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-31 01:34 am (UTC)And BSG/PotC or BSG/HIMYM?? Why didn't *I* think of that?? I love how your brain works! :P
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Date: 2010-12-31 04:36 am (UTC)And haha, I'm glad you enjoy my poor deranged brain. I'm dying for cracky crossovers. Hopefully more will be written in the future. :)