[identity profile] dramaturgca.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] no_takebacks
Songfic, Crossovers... Today, let's talk about crack!

What's your favourite pilot related crack? What pilot crack do you feel the world is lacking? Show us the crack, y'all!

Date: 2010-12-30 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
Benevolent Sibling (http://mercurial-wit.livejournal.com/31848.html)

EASIEST QUESTION EVER. :D

ETA: I think the world is sorely lacking a fusion of BSG and PotC. Or HIMYM. Or Community. I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE.

Or one where Lee is a dainty little dove who's been sheltered all his life, who moves to the big city to be independent. And Kara is the seasoned pigeon who teaches him the ropes of window ledge living in the city. They fall in love but the other pigeons and Lee's family DISAPPROVES and so there is SO MUCH DRAMA.

Someone write this for me.
Edited Date: 2010-12-30 09:59 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-12-30 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rayruz.livejournal.com
YOU AND YOUR BIRDS.

Date: 2010-12-30 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
AND YET YOU STILL WRITE IT. ADMIT IT. YOU LOVE THE PIGEONS.

Date: 2010-12-30 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rayruz.livejournal.com
Also:

*~*~*

"This is what you eat?" Lee ruffled his feathers, as he perched at the edge of the sidewalk. Kara glanced up at him from the gutter as she pecked at a half-eaten hot dog sitting in a puddle of what seemed to be motor oil. He hoped it wasn't anything else. "That can't be sanitary."

"Lesson number one of the big city, Leland," she said, wings fluttering as she hopped back up onto the sidewalk. "Eat what you find. This is some good shit. Best food, though, is over in Chinatown."

"But it's garbage!" he insisted.

"Right," she drawled. "And what did you eat in the woods. Seeds and berries? Good luck, finding that in the city." On a good gust of wintry wind, Kara took off into the air, leaving Lee to struggle along after her.

"There has to be somewhere. What about in Central Park?" he panted as he caught up.

Kara wobbled a bit, mid-flight. "Sure. If you think you can take on Cavil and his murder of crows."

"Cavil?" he asked. "Someone I should know about?"

Kara found a nice gargoyle to perch herself on, with a great view of the park. Lee settled along beside her and she draped her wing across his back. "Little Leland, you got a lot to learn about life in the big city. But stick with me, maybe you'll survive."

----


What did I just write!?!?!?!??!??!!!

Date: 2010-12-30 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
If you think you can take on Cavil and his murder of crows.

Bwahahahahaha! Of COURSE Cavil took over the most choice piece of real estate in the city. :D

What did I just write!?!?!?!??!??!!!

YOU JUST WROTE THE MOST WONDERFUL THING EVER. TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE.

Date: 2010-12-31 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rayruz.livejournal.com
If you can figure out the logistics of pigeon sex, knock yourself out.

Date: 2010-12-31 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
Nah, I don't need to read pigeon sex. I'm not that far gone.

I'd rather read about Lee chilling in Central Park and getting the crap beat out of him by Cavil's crows until Kara kicked the crows' asses. And all the humans nearby were all o_O

Date: 2010-12-31 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kdbleu.livejournal.com
How sad am I that I actually, briefly though about the physicality of pigeon sex? Awkward.

Date: 2010-12-31 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
Oh great - now I have this strange BSG/Valiant thing going on in my head. o.O *snort*

Date: 2010-12-31 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
*sporfle*

This is the exact image I had! Now I need a Kara one and my life will be complete.

Date: 2010-12-31 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
lol I tried to do Kara as a pigeon, but faceinhole's pigeon pic was not that great.

Date: 2010-12-31 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
D:

Stupid FaceInHole, not giving me the pic that would probably end up in my profile.

Date: 2010-12-31 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callmeonetrack.livejournal.com
Aw, your first piece of crack! YAY! \o/

And delightful pigeon/dove crack it is. Hee.

Kara found a nice gargoyle to perch herself on...

LOLOLOL

Date: 2010-12-31 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rayruz.livejournal.com
I do not know what came over me!

Date: 2010-12-31 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
The power of pigeons compels you! :P

Date: 2010-12-31 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
Yes, Benevolent Sibling is my fav I think! :) But Caprica High is a very close second.

And BSG/PotC or BSG/HIMYM?? Why didn't *I* think of that?? I love how your brain works! :P

Date: 2010-12-31 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
I don't quite remember Caprica High. I read it once back in 2005? 2006? I should read it again.

And haha, I'm glad you enjoy my poor deranged brain. I'm dying for cracky crossovers. Hopefully more will be written in the future. :)

Date: 2010-12-30 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
Also, I need to say that this is the most wonderful DPP ever. It makes my heart sing. I keep refreshing the page so I can see what others will say. *impatient*

Date: 2010-12-30 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callmeonetrack.livejournal.com
Too Solid Flesh (http://queenofthorns.livejournal.com/278139.html) is probably my favorite.

Although I also have much love for The Absolutely, Positively True (Sort of) Fictional Adventures of Hot Pilots in Love (http://widget285.livejournal.com/311007.html)

My favorite crack vids: It's a toss up between Speed Racer (http://boom-queen.livejournal.com/28776.html) and The other love quadrangle (http://beccatoria.livejournal.com/110423.html)

Date: 2010-12-31 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scifishipper.livejournal.com
I have to second The Absolutely, positively True..... That is my fave piece of CRACK! Love it! <3

Date: 2010-12-31 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] koolaidmom11.livejournal.com
Me too!! Absolutely is absolutely my fav!!!

Date: 2010-12-31 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
Sounds like "Absolutely..." is a must read. And those vids are fantastic! I remember the scene with adama and the paint feeling a little odd and creepy to me. I'm glad someone put it to good use. :D

Date: 2010-12-30 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shah-of-blah.livejournal.com
Pop Divas After the End of the World (http://meyerlemon.livejournal.com/302490.html). Lee's not actually in this one (just Kara and Helo) so I'm not sure it counts as pilots. But I love it dearly. Also in the not-really-pilots category: Euterpe and the Seven Wonders of the World (http://demonqueen666.livejournal.com/254895.html).

A must: BUCKETCHAT (http://jennyo.livejournal.com/744565.html).

A classic: Caprica High (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=rawles&keyword=Caprica+High!&filter=all).

And one more: Kara Thrace's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Special Destiny (http://taragel.livejournal.com/46956.html).

Date: 2010-12-31 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rachelindeed.livejournal.com
I definitely second all the love for Caprica High.

And I will add this wonderful picspam which reenacts Kara's New Caprica arc shot for shot with toy llamas and toasters. I LOVE IT:

Llamas and Toasters Part One (http://woolly-socks.dreamwidth.org/213376.html?thread=4893056#cmt4893056)

Llamas and Toasters Part Two (http://woolly-socks.livejournal.com/223494.html)

My favorite parts are the shot of Leoben and Kara holding hands, and the arrival of Sam (who is brilliantly also a toaster! Hee!)

Date: 2010-12-31 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antismiles.livejournal.com
Ooh, that's another favorite. I love crack picspams! :)

Date: 2010-12-31 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callmeonetrack.livejournal.com
Oh I have to pimp one of my favorite crack picspams which is also droolworthy

If the Colonial Fleet and the Cylons Had Let the Arms Decide (http://community.livejournal.com/btlstr_hiatusca/75244.html)

Date: 2010-12-31 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
hahaha that's awesome!

Date: 2011-01-05 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wand3rlust.livejournal.com
Just had the crackiest soap opera inspired thought ever! Mind the sarcasm, I can't help it. :p

Something that has always bugged me is how they threw in Gianne as this mysterious plot device woman that Lee was "serious" with and she was pregnant. So he naturally being wildly out of character pushed her away, fled and abandoned her at the first sign of something serious. *insert big eye roll here*

Anyway, I was in the middle of working on a Lee fanmix when I was thinking about that scene when he apparently told her to take a hike. Since we never actually HEAR the conversation between him and Gianne I got to thinking some evil cracky thought like, what if she told him she was prego with.... DUN DUN DUN Zak's baby! *gasp* the irony!

hmmm ok, that actually sounded a hell of a lot funnier in my head... maybe someone else will get my wacky sense of humor here. hehe :)

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