DPP: Alternate Universes

[ninjamonkey73.livejournal.com]

Greetings and salutations, 'shipper nation! This is Amy, known on your internets as ninjamonkey73, and I'm driving the DPP bus this week. Sit back and enjoy the ride...

Lee and Kara are timeless. Our fandom is spilling over with great AU works. Let's talk about how you like to imagine Lee and Kara outside of their post-apocolyptic space adventure.

Wikipedia gives the following definition at the page on Alternate Universes:

Commonly abbreviated AU, stories of this type are usually what-ifs, where possibilities arising from different circumstances or character decisions are explored. Unlike regular fan fiction, which generally remains within the boundaries of the canon set out by the author, alternative universe fiction writers like to explore the possibilities of pivotal changes made to characters' history, motivations or environment.

Link to your fav AU pieces (have you read rayruz's Did I Fall Alseep Dollhouse crossover?), write something new (comment!fic will get you a virtual cookie), hypothesize about other universes where the characters of Kara and Lee are still our pilots without necessarily being pilots, per se.
 

Later today, I'll post a follow-up poll to nail down the exact rewatch details so we can get a calendar together.

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Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

His eyes found hers again in a measuring gaze, as if he was trying to assess whether she was mocking him or not. Kara smiled, to show she'd meant no real offense, but he just turned away, his gaze returning to the children. "Now. . . this is your new governess, Fräulein," there was an infinitesmal pause before he said her name, "Kara. Give your name at your signal."

He lifted that infernal whistle again and tilted his head toward Kara. "Fräulein, listen carefully. Learn their signals so you can call them."

In rapid-fire sequence, the children marched forward precisely one step, shouted their name, and stepped back. Liesl. Friedrich. Louisa. Kurt. Brigitta. Marta.
And Gretl.

Captain Adama turned back to her, a challenging look on that pretty but smug face of his. "Now, let's see how well you listened." He lifted the whistle again and she grabbed his wrist. The Captain froze and Kara dropped her hand quickly, realizing she'd committed a faux pas in touching him. Flustered, both by the tingle in her fingers at the feel of his skin, and by the idea of what the Abbess would say if she'd been party to this meeting thus far, Kara hastened to say her peice.

"I won't need to whistle for them, Reverend--" she shook her head, correcting herself, "Captain. I mean, I'll use their names. Such lovely names." Kara turned to the children and recited each of the seven names in turn, smiling when she was finished.

Next to her, the captain stiffened and a truculent impatience had crept into his voice. "Fräulein, this is a large house. The grounds are extensive. And I will not have anyone shouting." He held the tin whistle up. "You will take this, please. Learn to use it."

She hesitated, even though it was clearly an order issuing from her new employer's lips. He softened a milimeter at her obvious reluctance. "The children will help you. Now, when I want you, this is what you will hear."

"Oh, no!"

His eyes widened at her outburst. But Kara's temper had been raised. The children were bad enough, but she did not have the misfortune of being this man's blood relative and she had no intention of being summoned like a dogsbody.

"I'm sorry, sir! I could never answer to a whistle. Whistles are for animals, not for children. And definitely not for me. It's humiliating!" Her tone was too harsh, she knew, and she could feel her cheeks hot with temper but Kara didn't care. This was too much.

The Captain did not respond with anger, as she'd expected, however. Instead, he raised a single eyebrow, his tone a familiar mixture of amusement and frustration. "Fräulein, tell me, were you this much trouble at the abbey?"

Kara smiled sweetly. "Oh, much more, sir."

He held her eyes for another moment, then the captain's gaze slid, so rapidly that if you blinked you might miss it, down her body and back up in a definitive once over. A shiver prickled her spine, but he pivoted then in his shiny boots, his footsteps echoing on the marble floor in the subsequent silence.

Kara looked to the children, who were still standing in formation, but whom abandoned the eyes-forward pose to let their gazes dart between her and their father. Poor things. Dressed almost as if in uniform themselves, no time to play. Why, the abbey was less restrictive than this household! And her, the twelfth governess. Probably all eleven before her had used the damned whistle. If she wanted to keept his job, she had to get them on her side. Show them she was different.

Inspired, a smirk crept on to Kara's face, and she called out to the master of the house just before he passed the threshold into his study. "Sir! I don't know your signal!"

He froze. The children gasped. Kara grinned.

He didn't turn; The words came out strained. "You may call me 'Captain.'" Then Captain Lee Adama marched forward into the study and slammed the door behind him.


(to be continued...at a later date!)

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[olaf47.livejournal.com]

You kill me. :D

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Lol. In a good way, I hope! ;)

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[olaf47.livejournal.com]

Oh, the best.

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[amaliak.livejournal.com]

Tara. Why do you do this yo me? I mean, really?

You KNOW I can't resist crack!icon ideas.

cheers.
--Lex

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Clearly, neither can I. ;)

I can't help it. I started watching the SOM reunion on Oprah and I just kept picturing Lee in uniform with the damn whistle.

And I've always loved the line in "How do you solve a problem..." that goes "She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl" which makes me think of Kara, and "she's a devil! She's an angel! She's a... girl!" Hee.

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[amaliak.livejournal.com]

That realy is Kara. A flibbitygibbit! Hee hee. Although I can't help but think she would've punched the Nazis in the face.

You know, that reminds me, I should really update w/ my Sound of Music concert report...

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[kdbleu.livejournal.com]

This is such a perfect AU. Hysterical. Of course, now I'll spend all day singing "My Favorite Things".

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Hee. I'm singing "How do you solve a problem like Kara?"

I need thegreenkitty's filk!

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[aurora-0811.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, so awesome bb. I love your brain.

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

*hugs you* Right back atcha bb. Kara making play clothes and Lee singing Tauron folk songs coming up. Hee.

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[scifishipper.livejournal.com]

I am grinning like a fool. I LOVE IT!

Hahahahah! The hills are alive, baby!

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks girl! Oh the crossovers, they just eat my brain.

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[thegreenkitty.livejournal.com]

LOVE it!! T, you just made my day. Thx for the cracky goodness. :D

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Hee. Did you ever filk "How do you solve a problem?" I want to see it!

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[rachelindeed.livejournal.com]

Hee! So fun! Hall Monitor Lee in an almost literal sense! I love Lee in white gloves (there's even a scene of him in white gloves in BSG -- they are apparently an optional accessory with his dress grey uniform. What episode was that in? Maybe Water? Or even a deleted scene from Water? He was definitely walking down a hallway with his Dad. *will try to remember because I get easily caught by trivialities*)

But why does my mind instantly leap to the bittersweet, even in something as sunny as the Sound of Music? I jump straight to them standing together in silhouette, with Kara singing:

Perhaps I had a wicked childhood
Perhaps I had a miserable youth
But somwhere in my wicked, miserable past
There must have been a moment of truth

For here you are, standing there, loving me
Whether or not you should
So somewhere in my youth or childhood
I must have done something good

Nothing comes from nothing
Nothing ever could
So somewhere in my youth or childhood
I must have done something good

*hugs their damaged selves and nudges them gently towards that first kiss*

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Yup, it's in Water, when he has the conversations about military protocol with Roslin about his dad only doing it because he thinks she'll be impressed, etc.

Hee. I have to admit that's my least favorite scene/song of the movie. I don't like the melancholy of it. Even as a wee Taragel I was not much one for angst I guess! I do believe it's also only in the movie, that song. That it was written for the movie but isn't in the musical maybe? Hmm I used to know this! Heh.

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[daybreak777.livejournal.com]

You and pilots and showtunes are always made of win. :-) Those are a few of my favorite things!!!

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Aw thanks bb! Hee I can't help myself. ;)

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Low tolerance for musicals. Sigh. You wound me.

I do plan to write more of this for Lotus79 (assuming she's cool with it) but it won't be a whole fic like my cutting edge spoof I don't think. For one thing, that might break me and for another, RL is kicking my ass and I probably wouldn't be able to finish it till 2012.

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! I can has only just discovered this since I don't really get time to read LJ much during the week.

Intriguing and sneaky interpretation. :P (Crack is good. Crack is fun!) I am curious who the mother of all these children will turn out to have been...

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Ha! Yay, glad you liked. There will be more at some point!

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[baciami2.livejournal.com]

Lords of Kobol, Tara! U R sooooo talented. This is amazing. I'm late to the party (it's been a tough week) but had to give you a shoutout.

*shamelessly panders to your Muse for the return of ice!pilots*

Re: My Favorite Things, Part 2, Comment!fic

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Thanks doll. I really want to get back to it, but a combo of my procrastination and too many other things going on at the moment has made it difficult. I'm hoping I can jump back in really soon. Sigh.