Wedding Bells
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kag523 for both FANTASTIC manips for my post. <3)The Registry:
Dragon*Con provided a thousand moments of hilarity, but one of my favorites came out of a discussion of the fabled IKEA ship. What is that you ask? Well, as some shippers posited, the Ikea ship is a supply ship for all of those things that could not still exist after months on the run: endless booze, cigars, cigarettes, etc. (which were plentiful of course, even if food was gone). LOL!
So, let's assume that there is an IKEA ship in the fleet and Lee and Kara have gotten engaged. As with all good planners, Lee has signed them up for a wedding registry on the IKEA ship (which has any item you could desire). Kara has added her desired items to Lee's oh-so-practical ones.
What items are on their IKEA wedding registry?
Or maybe you don't give a flying frak about the registry and have better ideas about what these two need to have a happy life together - what are you gonna buy them?
ETA: Our 99 Bottles game is up to number 45 - please keep adding here. Don't forget to check out the wonderful answers and pics from yesterday's Values post. It's never too late to add your own!
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Because I just couldn't help myself
Date: 2010-09-22 06:52 pm (UTC)L: Kara, what the frak. I think someone hacked into our registry account. What is all this stuff?
K: Hmmm? What stuff?
L: I don't even know what half this crap is: botttle warmer? Who the frak wants warm ambrosia?
K: That would be gross. (Trying not to burst out laughing.)
L: Nipple cream? This is crazy. What the hell? Kara, this is some kinky stuff.
K: Sounds dirty...
L: Receiving blanket? Onesie 3M? Who did this? Must've been Racetrack. She hacked our LJ's and now this. I'm so not inviting her to the wedding now.
L: Delete. (Clicks) Delete. (Clicks)
(Kara rushes over and pulls his hands away from the keyboard.)
L: What are you doing?
K: Lee. You're an idiot. I put those on there.
L: Nipple cream, Kara? I mean, I'm okay if you want to get kinky, but do you have to advertise it to the whole fleet?
K: (laughing) Those are baby items you moron.
L: What? (Makes confused face)
K: Baby. Let me spell it for you: B A B Y...
L: (mouth drops open) Oh my gods!
K: (grins and gets knocked over by a joyous lee adama)
Re: Because I just couldn't help myself
Date: 2010-09-22 07:17 pm (UTC)Re: Because I just couldn't help myself
Date: 2010-09-23 12:00 pm (UTC)Re: Because I just couldn't help myself
Date: 2010-09-22 07:20 pm (UTC)Re: Because I just couldn't help myself
Date: 2010-09-22 07:46 pm (UTC)Re: Because I just couldn't help myself
Date: 2010-09-23 12:01 pm (UTC)Re: Because I just couldn't help myself
Date: 2010-09-22 07:59 pm (UTC)Don't forget the toddler viperbed!
Re: Because I just couldn't help myself
Date: 2010-09-23 12:01 pm (UTC)Re: Because I just couldn't help myself
Date: 2010-09-22 09:34 pm (UTC)Re: Because I just couldn't help myself
Date: 2010-09-23 12:02 pm (UTC)Re: Because I just couldn't help myself
Date: 2010-09-22 10:48 pm (UTC)Hee. Clueless!Lee FTW.
Re: Because I just couldn't help myself
Date: 2010-09-23 12:02 pm (UTC)