Wedding Bells
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The Registry:
Dragon*Con provided a thousand moments of hilarity, but one of my favorites came out of a discussion of the fabled IKEA ship. What is that you ask? Well, as some shippers posited, the Ikea ship is a supply ship for all of those things that could not still exist after months on the run: endless booze, cigars, cigarettes, etc. (which were plentiful of course, even if food was gone). LOL!
So, let's assume that there is an IKEA ship in the fleet and Lee and Kara have gotten engaged. As with all good planners, Lee has signed them up for a wedding registry on the IKEA ship (which has any item you could desire). Kara has added her desired items to Lee's oh-so-practical ones.
What items are on their IKEA wedding registry?
Or maybe you don't give a flying frak about the registry and have better ideas about what these two need to have a happy life together - what are you gonna buy them?
ETA: Our 99 Bottles game is up to number 45 - please keep adding here. Don't forget to check out the wonderful answers and pics from yesterday's Values post. It's never too late to add your own!
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Date: 2010-09-22 01:46 pm (UTC)Just that alone is enough to ponder.
I think Lee would want things like a bookcase and coffee table (Kara just wants the coffee table to be able to hold their weight). But Kara would insist on the pillows and fluffy comforter....with girly flowers...just to make Lee upset.
I can't help but see them having a game where they register for the worst things ever just to embarrass everyone who is is buying them stuff. Does IKEA sell toilets?
cheers.
--Lex
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Date: 2010-09-22 01:52 pm (UTC)