Dear LJ....
Sep. 8th, 2010 12:10 amDay- 3 of the fun stuff! :)
If Lee or Kara ever had an LJ, what would their❝WRITE MY PROFILE!❞
read? Go wild!
Have at it!!
*Besos*
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If Lee or Kara ever had an LJ, what would their
read? Go wild!
Have at it!!
*Besos*
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Date: 2010-09-08 03:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 04:22 pm (UTC)From: Apollo
To: Viperjock
Get off the LJ Starbuck. Been paging you for 15 minutes. Get your ass in the ready room RFN.
PS You're interested in ME?
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From: Viperjock
To: Apollo
*rolls eyes* On my way, SIR. Seriously Lee, I think my time is better spent here than listening to one of your riveting briefings.
PS No. I meant the god Apollo. There's nothing between us, remember?
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From: Apollo
To: Viperjock
I'm laughing on the inside. Unless you miss the brig, you'll get your ass in here right now, Captain.
PS Yes, I remember the nothing between us Kara. I love the nothing between us because you naked in my rack with nothing on is the reason I get up every morning. Love you. No takebacks.
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From: Viperjock
To: Apollo
You sure know how to sweet talk a girl sir. On my way.
PS No takebacks.
*snorfle* Okay, I REALLY have to go to work now. You're awesome K!
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Date: 2010-09-08 07:10 pm (UTC)K :>)
Brain!Twins FTW!
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Date: 2010-09-08 04:26 pm (UTC)Pitch Perfect!
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Date: 2010-09-09 01:34 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-09-08 07:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 09:24 pm (UTC)And then I nearly fell out of my chair. In the middle of class.
I am such a winner.
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Date: 2010-09-08 09:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 09:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 11:22 pm (UTC)WRITE girl! WRITE! (My love of K / L is closely seconded by K / L / S)
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Date: 2010-09-08 11:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 10:26 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-09-09 12:12 am (UTC):>D
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Date: 2010-09-08 10:26 pm (UTC)PM
To: Viperjock2
From: second_banana
Wow Lee. Didn't know you had it in you. Well, if you're up for it (*g*) I'll be in the nuggets' bunk room at 21:00 and am totes ready for fisting and any other thing you might have in mind.
;-)
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To: second_banana
From: Viperjock2
WTF? What are you talking about Anders? Fisting? Listen I know you're pissed that Kara and I are together now but I didn't think you'd take it this far. Watch what you say next time nugget. I have a cell in the brig with your name on it. *glares*
PS I said F-Listing as in adding you to my frakking friends list. That sure ain't happening now.
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From: CommKing
To: Viperjock2
Captain Adama, Sir, I just wanted to say that it's really refreshing to see you being so open and honest about your sexuality. Bravo, Sir. Bravo.
PS Hoshi & I are having a little get-together later in Obs Lounge if you'd like a little action sir ;-)
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To: CommKing
From: Viperjock2
For frak's sake! What the frak is the MATTER with all you people? I'm NOT gay Felix. I mean, I don't have anything against gay people, but I'M NOT GAY.
PS Um, thanks for the offer? Tell Hoshi I said hi. A PURELY PLATONIC "hi."
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From: DBigKahuna
To: Viperjock2
Son, I'm a little concerned about you. I know it can get lonely on a battlestar and I've turned a blind eye to your fraternizing with Kara, but I have to draw the line somewhere. Talking about your sexual preferences and inviting my crew to PM you if they're interested is just wrong Lee. I expect a lot more from you both as my son and my CAG. Keep that in mind Captain.
Adama
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From: Viperjock2
To: DBigKahuna
What? Dad, NO! That's NOT what I was saying. For frak's sake. Can't anybody read any more? It says F-LIST, as in adding someone to my friends list!!!
PS You know about me and Kara? *hides*
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From: Viperjock
To: Viperjock2
What the frak is going on here Lee? I thought after all the crap we've been through, we were going to be exclusive? Don't get me wrong, I think it's kinda hot that you swing both ways, but did you really have to put it out there for everyone to see? (Yes, I intend every pun you read in that line). If you want to get fisted that badly, why wouldn't you just tell me? You know I'm up for anything. I'm just ... oh frak it. I'm done Apollo. I can't do this. *runs away*
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To: Viperjock
From: Viperjock2
OH FOR FRAK'S SAKE. Will everyone frakking STOP misreading what I wrote?
Listen Starbuck, you're not running away from me. Not this time and not over some stupid thing like this. YOU'RE the one who talked me into signing up for this LJ thing in the first place. "It'll be fun Lee. You can let go and maybe get that stick out of your ass" So, NO Kara. YOU don't get to walk away because of a frakking imaginary typo on my bio page. I'll expect to see you in my rack at 04:00, naked and ready. Understood?
*is pissed*
PS Fisting? Really? Hmm ... maybe we should give that a try ;-) Love you. No takebacks.
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Okay. I'm done with the lameness. Well, that is until
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Date: 2010-09-08 10:38 pm (UTC)You are totally made of *win*
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Date: 2010-09-09 02:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-09 02:23 am (UTC)Sam = Second Banana from now on.
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Date: 2010-09-08 11:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 11:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-09 02:15 am (UTC)Also ... *taps foot for the L/S fic*
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Date: 2010-09-09 03:18 am (UTC)It's posted! It's posted! See! I deliver! Sometimes! :O
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Date: 2010-09-09 02:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-09 04:12 am (UTC)♥♥♥♥ K :>D
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Date: 2010-09-08 11:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 07:29 pm (UTC)This is fun Brain!Twin
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Date: 2010-09-09 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-09-09 12:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-09 02:17 am (UTC)Either that, or SHARE SISTA!
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Date: 2010-09-09 01:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-09 01:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-09 02:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-09 02:12 am (UTC)Did K share her magic juice with you today? Gimme some.
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Date: 2010-09-09 01:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-10 12:19 am (UTC)It is so hard to read this and not bust out laughing with the husband and kiddies around. I do NOT want to have to try to explain why I am laughing so hard that tears are literally rolling down my cheek!
Hats off to the lot of you!
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Date: 2010-09-10 12:45 am (UTC)You do know fisting can also be a decidedly not gay activity. As in something a man could do to a woman. I'll leave it at that. :)
People and their twisted L&S fantasies lol.
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Date: 2010-09-10 04:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-10 04:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-10 04:07 am (UTC)The minute she does this stuff, I'm helpless and have to contribute. She's like the Borg. Resistance is futile :-)