DPP: The Voice of Reason
Jun. 11th, 2010 07:13 amSo many times the only thing keeping our beloved pilots apart are the pilots themselves. Obviously, someone needs to sit down and talk to them, and that is where you come in. Imagine that you can have one conversation with Kara and one with Lee. What would you say, and when in the series would you say it?


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Date: 2010-06-11 02:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-11 02:56 pm (UTC)Not that I think any of it would work, but still. Tempting.
Awkward Family Dinner
Date: 2010-06-11 03:25 pm (UTC)"Hey, Kara and Lee, I thought we should talk about that thing that happened on New Caprica..." (Everyone looks up from meal. Awkward silence ensues.) "Oh yes, guys, EVERYONE knows what happened." (Sends knowing look to Admiral Adama and Roslin who are looking uncomfortable on the other side of the table. Bill takes off his glasses.)
"So yeah, let's just get that out there. Rip off the bandage if you will. Kara and Lee, you've been in love, since, well, forever -" (shuffling noise as Kara goes to bolt out the door, but I've already posted my buddy Helo there and he drags her back. She’s swearing.) "Nope, seriously, give me a second here Kara... Thanks for sitting down again. And Lee, you can stop giving me that look, ‘cause you know you weren’t free of blame either." (Sam and Dee are now whispering together at the side).
“Anyhow, back to business. You guys slept together. Everyone knows it’s been coming for a long time. Certainly since the whole Colonial Day incident...” (Turns to Sam.) “Sorry darlin’, but that would make you a rebound twice now... and Dee, accepting that it is happening, doesn’t make it any better for you either.” (Shakes head.) “Sorry sweetie. Now why don’t you guys go grab a coffee or something. I’ll send the lawyers by tomorrow at ten.” (Two of the QOD leave.)
“Now, let’s just deal with this here. Bill – I can hear you grumbling – but Zak’s been dead a long time. You’ve got to start giving some support here. Laura, pull your own weight for a change; you know the man listens to you alone. Use that power for good, please. Alright. First thing, Lee, stop trying to make Kara think like YOU think... that’s never gonna work, and I’m surprised that someone as smart as you hasn’t figured that out yet. Next, Kara, for just a moment, give yourself the benefit of the doubt that what you WANT and what you NEED, just might be the same thing... It sounds crazy, but every once in a while, that happens.” (Turns back to the door, where Helo is.)
“Helo, mind grabbing that ambrosia now?” (Turns back to everyone at the table.) “Okay, so let’s get talking about how this can work...”
Re: Awkward Family Dinner
Date: 2010-06-11 03:42 pm (UTC)I love the no bullshit talk. How fantastic that would be. But, holy crap, I'd pee myself with all of the emotions flying around that room! WHOA!!
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Date: 2010-06-11 04:28 pm (UTC)"Kara, your 'destiny' can be whatever you make of it. All that has happened before DOES NOT have to happen again. Free will has power. People can change."
OOPS read the directions wrong. This is what I'd say to Lee and I'd say it in the Final Cut/Flight of the Phoenix time frame.
"Lee, Zak would want you both to be happy. Go and get her and MAKE IT STICK. And convince her beyond a doubt why you want HER specifically, why she's the one that you need and nothing else matters. It's going to be a lot of work, but you'll both be so much better off."
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Date: 2010-06-11 04:54 pm (UTC)So the scene is after Lee gets in Kara's face about Baltar and they punch each other.
I'd say to Kara, "Do you know why Lee just freaked out on you? Why he's jealous? Cause he's in love with you. Has been for a very long time. He's being a jerk about it, but don't go off to Kobol before you two make up."
I'd say to Lee, "You frakking moron. Why'd you attack her? Why didn't you tell her why you were so upset instead of acting like a big jerk? Go and talk to her and tell her why you are so pissed off. She hurt you. Tell her how you feel."
Not that I think that'd work, cause it's pilots, but at least it could be a start. :)
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Date: 2010-06-11 05:02 pm (UTC)I think I'd talk to Lee on Colonial Day, just tell him to go for it and don't leave her side all night.
As for Kara, it would be Colonial Day but Lee hasn't left her side and she is starting to panic so I'd tell, you deserve to be happy, Lee makes you happy just let yourself be happy and don't over think it.
There would praying on my part that they'd listen to my advise.:) *prays*
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Date: 2010-06-11 05:29 pm (UTC)*falls on floor laughing*
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Date: 2010-06-11 05:33 pm (UTC)There. Now I'm feeling set to go.
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