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Good job guessing yesterday y'all! Today, I thought it might be fun if we took a look at some recent headlines that included the words "Starbuck(s)", "Apollo" and "fra(c)king" and repurposed them as pertaining to our pilots. :D

For example, of the prompts below, Starbuck turning into a tech company, could lead to a story about Starbuck being a cylon. :D It may take a bit of a twisted mind and some ingenuity to make some of these fit, but I thought it'd be fun to see what discussions, fic prompts, graphics or actually ficlets you might come up with based on these. Bonus points if you actually use additional details beyond the headlines from each news story as well! Feel free to find and link your own news articles that would make good pilot tales/discussion as well!


Is Starbuck Quietly Turning into a Tech Company?

Starbuck Given Year of Probation

How Starbuck Got Its Name

Starbuck to open first tea shop in Washington

Canadian hit Starbuck to open Munich Film Festival

Sandusky House Director Starbuck to Speak at Civil War Roundtable


Apollo Group Shares Surge After Hours

Apollo, Chief Remain in Limbo

Bieber’s Hot Show Melts Down Apollo’s Power

Buddies Rally Falls Short Against St. Cloud Apollo

Long Position in Apollo, Heaven Sent


How Much for Frakking?

University Will Not Investigate Frakking Institute

Groups Caution Against Frakking

A Frakking Rule Reprieve

Increased Frakking, Drilling Leads to Growth

Swaggy Adult

Date: 2012-07-04 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winegums.livejournal.com
"I'm a swaggy adult!!!!"

Lee sighed wearily. I do not get paid enough for this, he thought. Not for running after the world's most famous - and as of this week, no longer underage - boy pop star, trying to make sure he stayed safe and didn't do any stupid things in public. He was supposed to be the kid's head of security, not his chief babysitter.

"Woo-hoooooo!" whooped the kid, still grinning like he'd won the lottery and looking closer to twelve than eighteen. "Swaggy bros!"

"All right, son." He got to his feet and gently removed the beer bottle from the boy's hand without much difficulty, receiving a pouty look for his pains. "I know it's boring, but we need to stay in here until Kara clears the area of paps and fans, ok?"

"Does that mean I can take the party bus (http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201206/justin-bieber-gq-june-2012-interview?currentPage=3)?"

"Not unless you let me or Kara take the wheel, you've been drinking."

"But I'm under the limit!"

The door shot open, and Kara stepped through. "Not in our books you're not, we're supposed to keep you safe remember?"

The boy stared at the floor, considering his options. She turned to Lee.

"I've cleared the perimeter, there's no one around just there."

"What are we waiting for?" Lee pulled the door open as he led his young client out into the waiting private bus he'd taken delivery of the previous day. The boy stomped out, followed closely by Kara and Lee.

"You know what they say," she grinned, looking sideways at Lee in a way that had been driving him nuts lately.

"What?"

"We really don't get paid enough for this shit." She grinned, green eyes flashing. "We'd better get out there, I've chased everyone off and Costanza's with him but I don't want him to get mauled by a stray 12-year-old now."

"Amen to that." muttered Lee, stepping out into the corridor that led outside.

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(forgive the weirdness of this, I was kind of half-asleep when writing)

Re: Swaggy Adult

Date: 2012-07-04 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winegums.livejournal.com
I legit cackled while reading the profile I based fic Biebs on, glad you like :) I kind of wish I wasn't repeating words so much up there, tho - but what's done is done.
Edited Date: 2012-07-04 12:45 am (UTC)

Re: Swaggy Adult

Date: 2012-07-07 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kdbleu.livejournal.com
hee. How funny. Kara and Lee must be annoyed all the time in this scenario. :D

Re: Swaggy Adult

Date: 2012-07-07 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winegums.livejournal.com
lol they really would, thank you for reading :)

Re: Swaggy Adult

Date: 2012-07-08 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justascrewup2.livejournal.com
Interesting. But who's the underage pop star? :)

Re: Swaggy Adult

Date: 2012-07-08 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winegums.livejournal.com
lol I tried not to name him, but it's Justin Bieber (I took it off Tara's very first comment in this post)

edit: and the 'swaggy adult' etc stuff is not made up, it came from an actual profile/interview with him!
Edited Date: 2012-07-08 03:15 pm (UTC)

Re: Swaggy Adult

Date: 2012-07-15 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anamarya.livejournal.com
This is too funny! IDK why but I have a feeling that Kara would end up by doing something drastic to their client :)

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