DPP: Intervention Time!

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Hello everyone, it's my turn at the DPP this week, and to (belatedly) kick off, here goes:

Pilots frequently frustrate us with just how terrible their timing is, and how frequently they end up frakking it all up between them just when there's the smallest hope things will be ok. And nine times out of ten, it ends up feeling like it could have been avoided if someone just gave either or both of them a good talking-to.

Today's question is: what if that person was YOU? ( More this way! )