DPP: Canon Reverso

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If you missed it, yesterday's post introduced us to some brilliant supernatural takes on canon. There were Vampires on the Pegasus, unicorns on Caprica, more vampires on Earth and Bill Adama, Admiral Werewolf!

Today I thought we'd take a look at something slightly more grounded in canon.  Namely, what might've happen had Lee and Kara switched places in some of our major storylines. 

--Lee is serving on Galactica when Kara comes for decommissioning and gets stranded there
--Kara becomes Roslin's military liasion

--Lee sleeps with Racetrack after Colonial Day. Kara finds out and punches him.

--Lee goes to Caprica for the arrow, meets resistance led by Samantha Anders, has a fling with her, and gets kidnapped by cylons etc. 

--Kara mutinies against Tigh.

--Kara welcomes Lee home with a hug and a kiss and tells him she loves him. He teases her about it.

--Kara sees a prostitute/investigates the Black Market

--Lee misses Samantha/starts frakking up, drunkenly tries to seduce Kara then walks away 

--Lee shoots Kara with friendly fire during a hostage situation while she is on a date with....uh...???

--Kara becomes commander on Pegasus

--Lee leads rescue mission back to Caprica and drunkenly gets his flirty groove on while Kara watches

--Lee decides to muster out and Kara makes her move. They sleep together and Lee runs/goes back to Sami, marries, musters out.

--Lee is imprisoned by a cylon on New Caprica and forced to take care of a kid

--Kara marries ??? then gets fat and whiny on the Pegasus. Doesn't want to go back to New Cap....till she does.

--They start an affair, but Kara won't cheat and Lee refuses to divorce Sami. When he changes his mind, Kara's so scared/guilty that she tells him no and tries to make her marriage better. 

--Lee has a destiny. He flies into the maelstrom.

--Kara leaves the military to.... do what? protect Baltar?

--Lee comes back and Kara has to talk Bill into trusting him. 

--Lee goes on the Demetrius mission and eventually the cylon basestar.

--Kara becomes...president?

--Kara brokers a truce with the cylons

--Lee finds his dead body on Earth.
--During the mutiny, Kara's about to be shot and Lee saves her life. Then he kisses her.

--Sami is shot in the neck during the mutiny. 

--Lee imagines his mother in a bar on Galactica? And remembers a childhood song...

--In the climactic battle, Lee brings them to Earth, he lovingly says goodbye to Sami then just poofs away from Kara, who is off to climb mountains.

 

God, does any of that work? At all?  The one I'm most curious about is "Lee has a destiny." Leaving everything else aside, if Lee had a destiny, what do you think it would be? Same as Kara's?