DPP: Sexytimes Saturday/Sunday
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no_takebacks Alright kids, let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?
This here ship has been distinctly lacking in the porny business lately. **glares sternly** We have fallen down on the job (and not in the good way), with very low outputs during the last pilots pornbattle and it's been ages since there was a fandom-wide pornbattle to enjoy. All these little ficlets we've been writing are nice and cute and sweet and all...BUT THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF SEXY IN OUR ARTILLERY!! WE MUST RECTIFY THIS RFN!
Thus, I dub this Sexytimes Saturday and Sunday and leave you a delightful list of sexy time prompts for you all to go forth and multiply with. Don't let us down! PILOTS NEED US!
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO NEED HELP VISUALIZING:
I want to see this:
And this:
And most definitely plenty of this:
GOT IT?? GOOD! GET TO WORK!
This here ship has been distinctly lacking in the porny business lately. **glares sternly** We have fallen down on the job (and not in the good way), with very low outputs during the last pilots pornbattle and it's been ages since there was a fandom-wide pornbattle to enjoy. All these little ficlets we've been writing are nice and cute and sweet and all...BUT THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF SEXY IN OUR ARTILLERY!! WE MUST RECTIFY THIS RFN!
Thus, I dub this Sexytimes Saturday and Sunday and leave you a delightful list of sexy time prompts for you all to go forth and multiply with. Don't let us down! PILOTS NEED US!
PROMPTS:
begging
all tied up
sweating
masturbation (with the other pilot as witness)
licking
oral fixation
non-naked but super-hot sexytimes
spanking
delayed gratification
dirty talk
virgin!sex
blindfold
surprise!underwear
aquatic sex
leather
sex in public
dom/sub
handjob
toys
shaving
mirrors
mirrors
yes, sir
roleplay
sensory deprivation
sensory deprivation
wet
or CHOOSE YOUR OWN KINK!
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO NEED HELP VISUALIZING:
I want to see this:
And this:
And most definitely plenty of this:
GOT IT?? GOOD! GET TO WORK!
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Date: 2011-06-11 02:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-11 03:12 pm (UTC)Tara, bb, Tara....grrrrr, I'm spending the day here in Los Angeles with a group of elderly relatives (the YOUNGEST, b. 1934), touring the Getty Museum.
How am I supposed to do this when I've got pilot!porn going through my head ???
Still, you're abso-frakking-lutely right...get those pilots FRAKKIN right frakkin now!
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Date: 2011-06-11 03:19 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-06-11 03:30 pm (UTC)(OT: Someday I'm going to ask you all about how you know Erin from Forever YA!)
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Date: 2011-06-11 03:47 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-06-11 04:15 pm (UTC)*return*
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Date: 2011-06-11 05:12 pm (UTC)that is all. ;)
A Haiku (in lieu of a muse)
Date: 2011-06-11 07:40 pm (UTC)So many hours and no porn.
Sexytimes have poofed?
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Date: 2011-06-11 08:36 pm (UTC).....uh *blinks* this comment window has been open for a while....got caught up staring at the first, I mean the third, no the first gif. GUH!
The way he lifts her and carries her in the first one. *fans self*
Sheet, this porn may be, uh, coming sooner rather than later. Ahem.
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Date: 2011-06-11 09:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-11 10:26 pm (UTC)#AlsoACanadian
#YesIUseHashtagsInEverything
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Date: 2011-06-11 10:29 pm (UTC)A)She's way better at that than me.
B)Because she knows I'm not kidding when I say I don't have time right now (though I WILL try to do something... eventually.)
*irritated sigh*
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Date: 2011-06-11 10:34 pm (UTC)B) Now get back to work! ;)
Quickie (NC-17 )
Date: 2011-06-12 02:14 am (UTC)"I've got twenty minutes." She flicks open the clasp of his pants as his hands graze her breasts.
"I've got ten," he breathes into her mouth, his hands sliding down to cup her ass.
She chuckles, deep and throaty, "Great. Seven more than you need."
Lee grins against her mouth and pulls her sharply against his erection, nipping her bottom lip with his teeth. Her chuckle dissolves into a groan as she works the button on her fatigues and manages to kick off one boot and slide a leg out of her pants.
“When are you off shift?” he asks between kisses. He sweeps his tongue out of her mouth and down the line of her jaw to the soft lobe of an ear, flicking and nipping. Her breasts are soft and full under his hands, his fingers kneading and pinching taut nipples.
“Mmm. Four hours. You?” she asks, yanking his pants down to wrap her hand around his erection
“Unh. Eight. Oh.” A deep groan rumbles in Kara's ear as she strokes his length.
With a deep kiss, he grips her under the ass again, half carrying her to the edge of the table and pressing her against it. He shoves her shirt and bra over her breasts, feasting with his eyes before taking the flesh into his mouth, suckling and raking is teeth as she squirms against him.
“That’s too long. I—ooh, gods.” He sinks a finger inside her.
He hears her breath hitch, a jolt in her body as his thumb grazes her clit. He releases her breast and buries his face between her legs, lapping fast and hard while his fingers thrust inside her. “Oh, gods…oh, Lee.” Her body jerks against his jaw as she cries out in pleasure.
He lifts his head and his eyes find hers. “Gods, Kara, I want you."
Kara’s face is slack with pleasure and she groans and nods, reaching for him, strong fingers pulling at his arms until he is hovering over her. Tongues and teeth and hands scrabble for purchase on flesh as he presses into her. There's no gentleness between them, just need and urgency and the slick heat of him inside her. Her legs are wrapped tightly around his waist, her pants stubbornly hanging off a leg. Neither notices as moans and gasps punctuate every thrust.
"Lee, oh, gods." Her voice is raw and sharp, about to lose control again and it pushes him higher. She bucks her hips, taking more and deeper, head thrown back in ecstasy. Lee wraps his arms around her, pulling her against him to feel every jolt and twitch and shudder that runs along her body.
He’s holding on tight, pistoning into her again and again. "Gods, Kara," he grits out, his body jerking hard with his own pleasure. Lee buries his face into the curve of her neck before finding her mouth for a long and sensual kiss.
After a long minute, Kara breaks the kiss and grins up at him as he slides out of her. She checks the imaginary watch on her forearm. “Four minutes, Lee. Not bad.”
Lee pulls on his pants and winks at her. “Find me after my shift and I’ll see if I can give you five.”
Kara laughs and yanks her clothes back on, hearing voices outside the hatch seeking entry. She kisses him hard on the mouth and trails a finger down his chest, before striding across the room.
“See you in eight, speed racer.” Her laughter echoes down the corridor.
Re: Quickie (NC-17 )
Date: 2011-06-12 02:24 am (UTC)See you in eight, speed racer.”
Um, does that mean we get more porn in eight?? Pretty please?? ;)
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Date: 2011-06-12 02:26 am (UTC)Re: Quickie (NC-17 )
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Date: 2011-06-12 02:39 am (UTC)Re: Quickie (NC-17 )
Date: 2011-06-12 02:48 am (UTC)You are too funny and absolutely adorable!!
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Date: 2011-06-12 03:32 am (UTC)Re: Quickie (NC-17 )
Date: 2011-06-12 03:56 am (UTC)Re: Quickie (NC-17 )
Date: 2011-06-12 04:04 am (UTC)Re: Quickie (NC-17 )
Date: 2011-06-12 04:15 am (UTC)*fans*
And I'm in my comfortably air conditioned hotel room now. ;)
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Date: 2011-06-12 04:48 am (UTC)Lol, that last line. Now I might have to go watch the Speed Racer vid. \o/
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Date: 2011-06-12 02:12 pm (UTC)Re: Quickie (NC-17 )
Date: 2011-06-12 02:13 pm (UTC)Re: Quickie (NC-17 )
Date: 2011-06-12 02:13 pm (UTC)Re: Quickie (NC-17 )
Date: 2011-06-12 03:10 pm (UTC)And yet, I am kind of blocked. No ideas. :( Even with all those tasty prompts I listed up there. :( :(
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Date: 2011-06-12 03:45 pm (UTC).... ZOMG, I JUST REALIZED THAT PILOTS ARE A METAPHOR FOR CANADIAN-US RELATIONS. #revelations
#IHashtagEverywhereToo
#SoDoMyFriends
#CanadianThing?
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Date: 2011-06-12 03:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-12 05:16 pm (UTC)Re: Quickie (NC-17 )
Date: 2011-06-12 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-12 09:02 pm (UTC)Also, I'm not sure it has much of a specific kink, unless alpha!Lee counts as a kink ;)
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Date: 2011-06-12 11:01 pm (UTC)Re: Quickie (NC-17 )
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