DPP: Sexytimes Saturday/Sunday

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

 Alright kids, let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?

This here ship has been distinctly lacking in the porny business lately. **glares sternly** We have fallen down on the job (and not in the good way), with very low outputs during the last pilots pornbattle and it's been ages since there was a fandom-wide pornbattle to enjoy. All these little ficlets we've been writing are nice and cute and sweet and all...BUT THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF SEXY IN OUR ARTILLERY!! WE MUST RECTIFY THIS RFN! 

Thus, I dub this Sexytimes Saturday and Sunday and leave you a delightful list of sexy time prompts for you all to go forth and multiply with. Don't let us down! PILOTS NEED US!

 

 

PROMPTS:

begging

all tied up

sweating

masturbation (with the other pilot as witness)

licking

oral fixation

non-naked but super-hot sexytimes

spanking

delayed gratification

dirty talk

virgin!sex

blindfold

surprise!underwear

aquatic sex

leather

sex in public

dom/sub

handjob

toys

shaving
mirrors

yes, sir

roleplay
sensory deprivation

wet

or CHOOSE YOUR OWN KINK!

 

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO NEED HELP VISUALIZING:

I want to see this:




And this:
 



And most definitely plenty of this:

GOT IT?? GOOD! GET TO WORK!

Comments

[rachelmack.livejournal.com]

Oh, might as well make it today. Erin and I go way-backsies in internetdom, to about 2003ish? Before she became famoos as Erin from Forever YA, she was eirefaerie in Buffy fandom/at BronzeBeta. Our exploits at the Wolfram & Hart Annual Revue in 2004 involved harassing the hotel bartender (in our bathrobes) for lemons for our bottle of Patron, and may or may not have included wrestling with Drew Goddard on the floor... but I can neither confirm or deny such a rumour.

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Lol! I see, I see. Quite the checkered past. ;)