DPP: Attack of the Purple Prose

[ninjamonkey73.livejournal.com]

Today, I'd like to throw out a challenge to write to most God-awful sentence about pilots that you can possibly come up with. I'm talking about that wonderful literary disaster Purple Prose (click the link for the Wikipedia description and examples).

You can make it angsty, porny, happy!pilots, baby!pilots, a plot teaser for a much bigger story (heck, you can write a whole story if you can really overdo the language), or just describe something canon in the most over the top way you can.

Ex.:  Kara stared hungrily at Lee's rigid manhood and ran her tongue suggestively over her lips.  (I admit, this is not that over the top, but I'm short on time.  ;)  Do better than this. :) )

Comments

[mserrada.livejournal.com]

Kara’s loving hands stroked the length of the majestic weapon, from its charged base up along the hard planes to the rounded tip she worshiped it with gentle caresses, knowing that only within her masterful grasp did it quiver and respond until exploding in an ecstasy of destruction, for her love brought carnage where ever it grazed, and these guns of her treasured Viper were the ultimate coronation of that truth.

[baciami2.livejournal.com]

Bravo! Truly "purple" and I like to jokingly call Lee's groin "viper launch control" ROFL. I tried to write a snarky comment using the word chatoyant a week ago or so, but it didn't work. I bow down to your effort....

[mserrada.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! *blushing effulgently*

[ninjamonkey73.livejournal.com]

Wow. That is just... Wow. Thanks!

[mserrada.livejournal.com]

"You're welcome," she suggestively smirked.