Honorary Library & Hall of Fame
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no_takebacksKara Thrace Honorary Library & Hall of Fame; Records Office
Attention Patron #1: Mr. L.J. Adama, it has come to our attention that you have endangered the life of our subject on multiple occasions (see the following entries under "My Account": Occupation/Precipice, Razor, Maelstrom). Unless you exercise greater caution, your borrowing privileges will be revoked. Fortunately, your extraordinary efforts in defense and support of Captain Thrace have so far balanced out your account, and she informs us that you are welcome to continue checking her out. However, please bear this warning in mind.
Respectfully,
Kara Thrace Honorary Library & Hall of Fame, Librarian-in-Chief.
Lee Adama Honorary Library & Hall of Fame; Records Office
Mr. Aaron Doral,
You are cordially invited to receive a special place in the Lee Adama Hall of Fame in honor of unintentional services rendered. According to our information (consult the final entry in the Bill Adama "webisodes" of Razor), your commitment to method acting in your undercover role as a public relations consultant led you to arrange for Lee Adama's mandatory attendance at the Galactica decommissioning ceremony. Without your intervention, our subject would have died in the initial attacks. We salute you, sir, for finally managing to do one useful thing. The human race and the viewing public are your beneficiaries, though your fellow Cylons will be less inclined to applaud your initiative.
Cheers,
Lee Adama Hall of Fame, Librarian-in-Chief.
Who would you like to nominate to their Halls of Fame? Who deserves membership, who deserves rejection, and who will be getting special privileges?
Enjoy! :)
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Date: 2010-10-05 01:02 pm (UTC)Dear Mr. Tyrol,
After carefully reviewing your application, the committee (me) has voted to decline your inclusion in the Kara/Lee Honorary Library and Hall of Fame. We (I) have made this decision based on the following two reasons:
1. You lied to Lee when he needed you to tell the truth, thus aiding and abetting his decision in TAB.
2. You are a cylon.
Sincerely,
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Date: 2010-10-05 06:54 pm (UTC)As much as it pains us to grant you honorary membership in the Lee Adama Hall of Fame Library, being that you're a Cylon (and a pretty evil one at that), we have begrudgingly agreed to confirm you based solely on your contribution to Towel Gate. After many, many viewings and meticulous scrutiny by our committee of the now infamous footage, we have decided that you deserve membership for nothing else than the (unintentional?) boost in morale aboard the Galactica. The female (& male) crew thank you. The fleet thanks you. Basically, what's left of the human race (and some of your fellow Cylons) thank you.
So Say We All.
The Committee for Overseeing the After Effects of Towel Gate
As commissioned by the staff of the Lee Adama Hall of Fame
Evidence attached.
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Date: 2010-10-05 07:59 pm (UTC)Dear Mr. Tyrol,
Upon further review of your records and newly submitted impassioned argument that your repurposed alcohol still was directly reponsible for several memorable assignations in the Kara/Lee Relationship Annals (e.g. Scar, Unfinished Business, et. al.), we shall acquiesce to your request that we reconsider your application in the near future.
This, of course, is a heretofore unprecedented decision, as, in keeping with our institution's fine name we are not in the habit of offering "do-overs." However, our board of members cannot deny that the unmitigated presence of alcohol in large amounts, which you lay claim to being directly responsible for providing, led to several milestone developments in our clients' affairs.
Unfortunately, scheduling a hearing is a bit difficult at the moment because of the remaining members of society's regrettable decision to send all technology into sun, but your request should receive a response within two to three millenia.
Sincerely,
No Takebacks Honorary Hall of Fame
Membership Board
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Date: 2010-10-05 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-05 10:49 pm (UTC)Maybe Tyrol should be nominated to the IKEA ship Hall of Fame given his bottomless booze contributions.
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Date: 2010-10-06 06:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-05 09:14 pm (UTC)Dear Squitch the Goodfeather,
We regretfully inform you that your application to the Leland J. Adama Honorarium Corps has been denied. While we appreciate your alleged significance, we frankly don't get it. I mean, come on! You're supposed to represent Kara or something about the unattainability of blah-blah-blah...
Horsefeathers. (Pardon the pun.)
Sincerely,
Margaret "Racetrack" Edmondson, Curator and Finder of Things More Important Than a Pigeon
Attention Col. Saul Tigh:
After careful consideration of the warm New Cap hug footage you provided, we conducted our own careful research and discovered you to be the very worst kind of friend. For this reason, your application to work night security at the Kara Thrace 2nd Memorial Library has been denied.
In the future, when a person asks for advice, don't be so vague about it. Survival instincts? That's pretty obvious AND noncommittal, Saul. Also, a little bit of a dick move after laughing at her when she confessed she'd just slept with Bill's son.
Your truly,
Gaius "Frakking" Baltar, Chief of Staff
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Date: 2010-10-05 10:55 pm (UTC)And yes, Saul's marriage to Ellen is obviously a sign that his romantic advice is a good guide about what *not* to do :)
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Date: 2010-10-07 04:37 am (UTC)Nobody mentioned Helo...I think he gets a spot in the Kara hall of fame for his strong strictly platonic friendship with Kara.
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Date: 2010-10-07 05:15 am (UTC)BEST BUDDY AWARD:
CHEERS!
I think that Helo is secretly the Librarian-in-Chief of both of these libraries, actually, and that he enjoys sending out snarky little awards and warning letters :)
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Date: 2010-10-09 05:03 am (UTC)and Kara and Lee let him be secret librarian in chief because he has the copy of the video from "stupid thing last night" and he is the only person who knows where he has it hidden...(and they also let him because he enjoys it but they would never tell him)