DPP: Fanonity

[coffeesuperhero.livejournal.com]

Y'all really brought the funny with the macros yesterday! I'm still cracking up. GIVE YOURSELVES A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

I'm compiling a list of everyone's nominees from yesterday's list of favorites, and I'll post the voting poll later today. If you haven't nominated your scenes yet, there's still time!

Favorite Kiss
Favorite UST Scene
Favorite Fight
Favorite "I've got your back" Scene
Favorite Overall Pilots Moment

You can leave them in a comment on yesterday's entry or this one.


Today's DPP is about FANONITY. The fabulous workerbee73 got us thinking about canon v. fanon in general. So let's get physical personal! What are your personal bits of fanon, shippers? Maybe you think that Kara secretly loves Sudoku. Maybe you think that Lee spends his spare time reading proposed amendments to the Articles. Whatever it is, today's the day to share with the class. For example:

Kara was so awesome at the Academy that “to Starbuck” something came to mean “to kick ass at,” as in, “I'm not worried about passing Basic Flight! I'm gonna Starbuck that test!”

Illustrations are welcome in any form you wish!

Comments

[antismiles.livejournal.com]

Well... My personal canon was that there was so much more going on in S3 than we knew, and there was way more to the Quad of Doom than we got to see such as all the hot sex So, my personal canon goes something like this:

See, Lee is in love with Kara and married to Dee, and he's pissed off with Kara so he seduces Sam to get back at her. Sam only loves Kara, but is willing to frak Lee on the side because, let's face it, Lee's frakking hot and Kara's frakked up. And who's he to turn down an opportunity like that?

But Kara (who doesn't know about this little thing with Lee and Sam) she's also a bit in love with Lee, so she starts sleeping with Lee on the side, too. Lee is thrilled and ditches Sam's dick. Sam is pretty pissed off about this for reasons he doesn't know, so he turns to Dee to get back at Lee.

Dee, however, is only sleeping with Lee because she's in love with Billy, long dead. Lee was the last person Billy was near other than her before he was killed, so she's frakking Lee to be close to Billy. Of course Lee doesn't know this and thinks she's really in love with him, so he's all angst-filled over his previous affair with Sam and his new affair with Kara.

Kara, sadly, has just decided being with Lee might be nice (sex on top, oh yes) and is maybe possibly willing to finally ditch Sam for him. But Lee's unfounded angst prevents him from getting with her. She's hurt and pissed, and stops frakking Lee and goes back to frakking Sam. And so Sam no longer feels threatened, so he stops frakking Dee. Dee then turns to Lee more than ever since she doesn't have another outlet for her grief in Sam.

So Lee and Dee are stuck with each other, and Kara is stuck with Sam. Sam, of course, is loving life. And then a bunch of shit happens with some circle painting thingy, and there's more angst, and the cycle continues.

It's all very soap operatic.

[stripes13.livejournal.com]

I am in love with your brain and your personal cannon....

Dee, however, is only sleeping with Lee because she's in love with Billy, long dead. Lee was the last person Billy was near other than her before he was killed, so she's frakking Lee to be close to Billy. Of course Lee doesn't know this and thinks she's really in love with him, so he's all angst-filled over his previous affair with Sam and his new affair with Kara.
Especially this

[antismiles.livejournal.com]

You know, the more I ponder on it, the more I'm convinced it is totally not my personal canon. It is canon. I mean, how else do you explain all those longing oh-god(s)-take-me-now gazes between Lee and Sam, Sam and Dee? Come on. It's not subtext, it's text. I don't know why everyone does not realize all this.