DDP: Mad Libs!

[jeebs83.livejournal.com]

Apologies for getting this up so late, I had to work at my job as a nanny this morning. :) Thanks for all the great Happy Thoughts yesterday. I particularly enjoyed latteaddict 's. :)

Let's play BSG Mad Libs! Make sure to post your results. :D



Edit: Sorry about the html fail, guys. Trying to figure it out now.

Dear Diary

Adjective Ending In "est"
A Guy You Know
Adjective
Adjective
@adjective
@adjective Ending In "est"
Adjective
Plural Body Part
Number
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Plural Noun
Ex Boyfriend
Noun
Place
Game
Adjective
Emotion (fun, Boring)
Your Name

Once Upon a Time, Your Friends Saved the World

Noun
Adjective
Name Of A Female Friend/famous Person
A Silly Word
Noun
Plural Noun
Number
Location
Adjective
Body Part
Plural Animal
Adverb
Verb
Plural Body Part
ADJ
Noun
Body Part
Noun
Name Of A Male Friend/famous Person
Adjective
Emotion
@magical Creature
Verb
Noun
@noun
Verb Ending In Ing
Adverb
Number
Verb Ending In Ing
Number
Adjective
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Verb
Adjective Ending In Ly
Adjective
Same Name Of Female Person As You Typed Before
Same Name Of Male Person As You Typed Before
Adjective
Adjective
A Silly Word
Adjective
Creature
Same Name Of Female Person As You Typed Before
Same Name Of Male Person As You Typed Before
Past Tense Verb
Adjective
Plural Noun
Past Tense Verb
Past Tense Verb

The Rebellion

Noun
Number
Noun
First Name
First Name
Noun
Adjective
Verb
First Name
Noun
Noun
Noun
Adjective
Adjective

The Giant Love Letter(smutty)

Adjective
Adjective
Body Part
Adjective
Adjective
Candy
Liquid
Adjective
Body Part
Shape
Verb (plural)
Verb
Body Part
Verb
An Elemant Of Nature
Food
Food
Adjective
Adjective
Body Part
Name

Truth or Dare (smutty)

Event Celebrated By A Party
Verb
Noun
Animal
Excretion
First Name
First Name
Verb
First Name
Body Part
Location
Sound Word (eg Honk!)
Sound Word (eg Honk!)
Plural Noun
Feeling Ending With Ing (eg Embarrassing)



Comments

[rayruz.livejournal.com]

This doesn't seem to be working for me.

[jeebs83.livejournal.com]

Do they work for Kara and Lee, or should I find different ones?

[rayruz.livejournal.com]

I mean I type in things and hit enter and I just get jibberish... html's not working.

[jeebs83.livejournal.com]

Fixed it!

It worked!

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

Here's my goofy story. I did the last one:

Once my graduation party had gotten into full swing, I thought of an idea!

Truth or Dare!

So we started playing. Mark was dared to thrust a ambrosia, which he did. Only to find we had covered it in tiger tears.

Then, Kara was dared to kiss Lee. Which she did, although hesitantly.

Then it was my turn. I was double-dared to do a NUDE RUN!

Then, I kiss, 'But a double-dare means you have to do it too.'

So we both took our clothes off. It was the middle of winter, so it was quite cold. I was uncomfortable seeing Helo in nothing, also having everyone stare at my bare collarbone.

So we started running up the streets of basement.

slurp! pop!

We heard classmates The cops were after us! We started running faster, before tripping over.

The cops got us.

We were at the cop station for a whole night wearing nothing.

How amazing!

Re: It worked!

[jeebs83.livejournal.com]

lol. It's really hard to know what mad lib is any good. lol I got them from This (http://www.wordlibs.com/)

[jeebs83.livejournal.com]

'Once Upon a Time My Friends Saved the World.' lolz





Once upon a battlestar, a purple girl named kara was born into the Land of frak. Although no one knew it, she was not a normal viper -- she was magically ADJ. But as they say with great power comes great raptors. So as she grew up, she was faced with many challenges.
When she was only six years old, she was alone in the space when a flock of smelly three- stomach -ed dogs appeared out of no where! She had to patiently jumped them, until their hands were dark ! Luckily, she got away with only cic on her head.
A year later, she got a sickbay -call from her BFF, lee. He was sweaty stressed-out; telling her that an evil cylon was trying to ran his cigar Together, they protected his mess hall from it, by smoking boldly it four times. After this, she became known for her skill in drinking
Finally, when she was two years old, her adorable powers we're really put to the test. She got a letter from the leader of the nervous chair Association, explaining that she had been chosen to complete a very puzzled and important quest. If she failed, the world would looked lonely. Being the noble, testy girl kara was, she took up the task, and lee joined her, bringing along his magical, defeated armor. Together they followed a map into the doubtful frak Cave, where they found a ferocious charming cylon. The battle was long and monsterous, but in the end, kara and lee looked and threw scattered vipers at the creature. It ran in pain, and then it was over. They had slept the world.

[shah-of-blah.livejournal.com]

Heh, I'm a little...confused by mine. Nobody likes Lee. Also there's an army of chicken.

Rebellion
Once apon(sic) a time there was man who lived in a aceint (ancient?) blanket in the year of seven. This galaxy was called constarinaca they were based on their lampshade Kara Lee was a shotgun sensible no one liked him, but everyone had to climb or he would put you in jail. But one day a man who goes by the name of Zak formed a army of chicken to invade the spaceship. They eventually defeated the toaster but it was still a very shiny battle. So now all the costarians were sacred and they celebrated all night long.

[stripes13.livejournal.com]

An army of chicken?!?!? That is too funny :D

[ninjamonkey73.livejournal.com]

Apparently, no matter how old I am, every Mad Lib is a dirty Mad Lib. The only words that came to mind were dirty ones, but made for fun stories. :)

[eugis.livejournal.com]

I did the love letter. :)

Dear Love of my life,

You are so good. I love how your face is structured so soft. Your chest look like sweet hot milk jellybeans in a large pile of lovely tea. You are happy than night is dark. I love how your neck is like a perfect square. You make me do jump just thinking about you. My lovely darling, I love you so much. When we dance, It's like electricity going up my arms. Whenever I see you, I run with fire. Baby, you are the sauce to my pasta.

I love pressing my victorious lips against your spicy lip. Oh... I LOVE YOU!!!


xoxo
Lee


lol

[jeebs83.livejournal.com]

There's actually some good lines in yours! lol

When we dance, it's like electricity going up my arms. This screams UB!

[sarvs.livejournal.com]

Once upon a moon, a golden girl named Kara was born into the Land of confuzzled. Although no one knew it, she was not a normal battlestar -- she was magically ADJ. But as they say with great power comes great vipers. So as she grew up, she was faced with many challenges.
When she was only 6 years old, she was alone in the New Caprica when a flock of sleepy three- leg -ed sheep appeared out of no where! She had to lazily jump them, until their arms were happy ! Luckily, she got away with only ship on her eye.
A year later, she got a torpedo -call from her BFF, Lee. He was red excited; telling her that an evil fairy was trying to talk his bed Together, they protected his table from it, by yelling randomly it nine times. After this, she became known for her skill in sexing
Finally, when she was twenty thousand years old, her green powers were really put to the test. She got a letter from the leader of the blue bunk Association, explaining that she had been chosen to complete a very vibrant and important quest. If she failed, the world would kiss excitedly. Being the noble, upstart girl Kara was, she took up the task, and Lee joined her, bringing along his magical, beautiful armor. Together they followed a map into the orange frak Cave, where they found a ferocious musical Cylon. The battle was long and monsterous, but in the end, Kara and Lee wept and threw silent cylons at the creature. It played in pain, and then it was over. They had danced the world.

[thegreenkitty.livejournal.com]

This one was a lot of fun! Great idea, jeebs!

Dear diary,

I met the smuttiest guy last week. His name is Lee brilliant. It's a daring last name, I know, but believe me, he is anything but thoughtful. He has the craziest eyes and very grey arms. After only 3 minutes with him he told me how fussy I am and he even bought me a cat. He is beyond generous, he is slimy. I never thought that a guy like him existed. I thought I would be doomed to spend the rest of my life being in relationships with guys who are obsessed with cookies like my ex, Leoben. My new man has proved me wrong. Since he's been so nice to me I think I'm going to buy him
a rack for his birthday. He said those are his favorite. Tomorrow he's taking me to Kobol and then we are going to his house to play Twister with his grandma. She's angsty, so I don't mind. I think it'll be passion.

Thanks for listening Diary,
Liz

[latteaddict.livejournal.com]

Dear diary,

I met the deepest guy last week. His name is Lee greedy. It's a(n) generous last name, I know, but believe me, he is anything but sweet. He has the hottest eyes and very yucky breasts. After only two minutes with him he told me how hot I am and he even bought me a(n) Viper He is beyond generous, he is sleek. I never thought that a guy like him existed. I thought I would be doomed to spend the rest of my life being in relationships with guys who are obsessed with joysticks like my ex, Sam. My new man has proved me wrong. Since he's been so nice to me I think I'm going to buy him
a(n) mess for his birthday. He said those are his favorite. Tomorrow he's taking me to bunkroom and then we are going to his house to play hide and seek with his grandma. She's icy, so I don't mind. I think it'll be desire.

Thanks for listening Diary,
Kara

[jeebs83.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I actually like yours! lol

Except the whole 'play hide and seek with his grandma' has all sorts of crazy undertones. ;)

[latteaddict.livejournal.com]

*haha* the grandma thing is creepy!

But I love how Lee knew Kara for only two minutes and then told her she was a hot and bought her a Viper. I think that might be canon. :)

[jeebs83.livejournal.com]

I know! That's why I think I love yours so much. lol

[eugis.livejournal.com]

I did another one (I'm pretty bored this Saturday night... heh)


Truth or Dare

Once my birthday party had gotten into full swing, I thought of an idea!

Truth or Dare!

So we started playing. Mark was dared to sing a song, which he did. Only to find we had covered it in cat saliva.

Then, Laura was dared to kiss Bill. Which she did, although hesitantly.

Then it was my turn. I was double-dared to do a NUDE RUN!

Then, I play, 'But a double-dare means you have to do it too.'

So we both took our clothes off. It was the middle of winter, so it was quite cold. I was uncomfortable seeing Romo in nothing, also having everyone stare at my bare abs.

So we started running up the streets of Caprica.

Bang! Crash!

We heard vipers The cops were after us! We started running faster, before tripping over.

The cops got us.

We were at the cop station for a whole night wearing nothing.

How exciting

[rachelindeed.livejournal.com]

This one made me laugh :)


Once upon a carrot, a intense girl named Kara was born into the Land of flailing. Although no one knew it, she was not a normal battlestar -- she was magically ADJ. But as they say with great power comes great nuggets. So as she grew up, she was faced with many challenges.

When she was only twenty-four years old, she was alone in the CIC when a flock of terrifying three- hand -ed pigeons appeared out of no where! She had to passionately shoot them, until their lips were beautiful ! Luckily, she got away with only stims on her ankle.

A year later, she got a father -call from her BFF, Lee. He was presidential compassion; telling her that an evil Goddess of Dawn was trying to burn his cake. Together, they protected his strength from it, by pontificating generously it forty-two times. After this, she became known for her skill in listening.

Finally, when she was nine years old, her intelligent powers were really put to the test. She got a letter from the leader of the tempermental pyramid ball Association, explaining that she had been chosen to complete a very confused and important quest. If she failed, the world would fly mysteriously. Being the noble, quick girl Kara was, she took up the task, and Lee joined her, bringing along his magical, lonely armor. Together they followed a map into the fair-minded bromantic Cave, where they found a ferocious insane puppy. The battle was long and monsterous, but in the end, Kara and Lee pined and threw colorful planets at the creature. It ate in pain, and then it was over. They had discovered the world.

[stripes13.livejournal.com]

So late to this....

Dear diary,

I met the hottest guy last week. His name is Lee smart. It's a sweet last name, I know, but believe me, he is anything but nice. He has the greenest bluest* eyes and very illegal elbows. After only thirteen minutes with him he told me how playful I am and he even bought me a diamond He is beyond generous, he is last. I never thought that a guy like him existed. I thought I would be doomed to spend the rest of my life being in relationships with guys who are obsessed with trees like my ex, Sammy. My new man has proved me wrong. Since he's been so nice to me I think I'm going to buy him
a box for his birthday. He said those are his favorite. Tomorrow he's taking me to Caprica and then we are going to his house to play battleship with his grandma. She's different, so I don't mind. I think it'll be bubbly.

Thanks for listening Diary,
Stripes

*I have the right to change greenest to bluest when describing Lee's eyes, don't I?

[rdave1.livejournal.com]

This is fun! I tried but it gave me a weird SQL error. I might be just me being retarded but I love reading eveyone else's results.:)

Great idea!