The Anti-Trek?
Aug. 9th, 2012 01:24 amBSG has been called the anti-"Star Trek," but I thought it would be fun today to have a little cracky fun imagining the two coming together. Use the plot generator I've put under the LJ cut below (taken and mildly adapted from Justin B. Rye's Do-It-Yourself Star Trek Script Flowchart) to design your own BSG/Trek lovechild of an episode. Illustrate your episode, or any individual item on the list, with appropriate screenshots (frak-that.com is a good resource for caps), or write a ficlet or caption, or just giggle about the things you would never see on Galactica, or -- if you're like me -- be surprised at just how many of these things they actually did on Galactica!



Design your own episode:
1) Whilst…
boldly going where no one has gone before
discussing / demanding / debating / corrupting / idealizing politics
on Cloud 9
carrying out a vital mission of mercy
taking a shortcut
investigating a doomed world / strangely familiar world / time warp / space warp / form of energy never previously encountered / distress signal
2) Kara
Lee
The crew of Galactica
The cylons
Ensemble member of your choice
3) falls in love
gets brain- washed
is put on trial
starts aging rapidly
apparently dies
falls ill
gets lost
3) ...when the Galactica encounters an apparent…
conman
monster
madhouse
paradise
horde of little things
gang of superbeings
captain with a grudge
computer
duplicate of: Kara / Lee / an old friend / Abraham Lincoln / some historical period on Earth / the Galactica
3a) …which is in fact not what it/he/she seems.
4) It/he/she...
ambushes them
tries to ingest: them / everything
pisses them about: as a test / for fun
drains the algae supply
hijacks the Galactica
picks off the security guards
isolates the landing party
depletes the FTL to 5%
5) But their opponent turns out to be…
mad
all alone
well meaning
misled
just a kid
6) ...and vulnerable to…
gibberish
a show of emotion
a cunning bluff
a good talking to
violence
7) ...and…
dies
leaves
8)... once…
A secondary character dies a heroic death
Kara delivers a right hook
Lee delivers a speech
Cottle develops a vaccine
Chief jury-rigs the engines
Gaius does/says something which makes no sense
Roslin opens the airlock
9) So in the end everything turns out okay…
and the planet is saved in the nick of time
give or take a few personal tragedies
and everybody forgets it ever happened
though a few regulations have been broken
and they all have a good laugh
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Date: 2012-08-09 05:56 pm (UTC)Trek seemed to like wrapping up an episode w a moral and go sailing happily off toward said future.
We see bright shiny futures as overrated (although the discussion of such is a great excuse to flirtingly spit at Lee) and we appreciate the angsty realism. It also gives us more appreciation for the little happy moments bc they aren't guaranteed.
(Disclaimer: I've really only seen classic and next gen Star Trek...I have heard the newer incarnations weren't as cut and dry...and bright/shiny morality can be nice, so not a diss...just saying, bsg was 'messier'...and other than the clusterfrak that was S4/4.5, I kinda prefer it messy. Moral ambiguity is appreciated.)
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Date: 2012-08-10 01:39 am (UTC)And then there is what
Star Trek: The Battlestar Generation
Date: 2012-08-09 06:52 pm (UTC)The crew of Galactica is put on trial,
when the Galactica encounters an apparent conman, who is in fact not what he seems.
He picks off the security guards,
*I can't find a good cap of Romo stabbing his guard with a pen, but insert appropriate mental image*
But their opponent turns out to be just a kid,
and vulnerable to gibberish
and leaves, once Gaius does/says something which makes no sense
So in the end everything turns out okay, give or take a few personal tragedies.
THE END
Ta da! The anti-Trek, my foot. It's practically canon.
Re: Star Trek: The Battlestar Generation
Date: 2012-08-10 01:41 am (UTC)Or maybe I'm just biased because I was never as emotionally attached to any of the Trek characters as I was to the cast of BSG...
Re: Star Trek: The Battlestar Generation
Date: 2012-08-10 02:05 am (UTC)Yes, when I rewatch DS9 I'm often struck by how very similar the two shows are in many of their themes, plots, and characters. But the tone of BSG is much more naturalistic and gritty, IMO.
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Date: 2012-08-10 02:46 am (UTC)**forgive my rambling, I'm half asleep**
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