DPP Weekend post: Stupid jokes

[deborah-judge.livejournal.com]

Why did Lee cross the road?
For democracy!

Why did Kara cross the road?
I dunno, she just turned into a pigeon and flew away!

How many pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only two, but they'll screw anywhere.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lee
Lee who?
Leave your clothes off, I'm just wearing a towel.

...okay, these are terrible. But you can do better! Please do, in the comments.

PS: This is my last post of my DPP week. It's been great fun, thank you!

Comments

[scifishipper.livejournal.com]

How many pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only two, but they'll screw anywhere.

This made me burst out laughing! LOLOL. Well done!

[rirenec.livejournal.com]

Kara walks up to Lee and thrusts her hand down his pants.
"What are you doing?" he yelps in surprise.
"Following orders. Laura told me to find the Arrow of Apollo."

[deborah-judge.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!

[rirenec.livejournal.com]

They can get dirtier? ;)

[angelicalangie.livejournal.com]

*claps* that was awesome!

[rirenec.livejournal.com]

Knock knock,
Who's there,
Lee.
Lee who?
Lee, not Leoben so I'll let you out if you like?

Kara walks into a bar and asks for a 'Frakini.'
The barman (Lee) queries, "Don't you mean a Martini?"
Kara replies, "Not if you play your cards right."

[deborah-judge.livejournal.com]

Lee, not Leoben so I'll let you out if you like?

Ouch! Ouch! (This is very funny.)

[rirenec.livejournal.com]

Humm... I guess when in Rome?

[deborah-judge.livejournal.com]

Do Romans?

[rirenec.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I should've said, make bad jokes? *meep*