no_takebacks | Essay Day is Heeeeeeereeee!!!! (Reply)

wicked_sassyhas graciously allowed me to co-host with her today and bring you
ESSAY DAY: PILOTS PROSE FOR A NEW WAVE OF FANGIRLS (and boys).

What awaits you:

Essays. Haiku. Malarkey. The Shipper Nation Make-A-Wish Foundation.

For those of you who have prepared essays beforehand:
First off, gold star for you!!! Way to prepare ahead. Now….
1. Go forth and post your essay. (In the comments is great, if it’s too long, just post a comment with a link to your LJ.)
2. As a reward for your planning-ahead-ness, you get to participate in the Shipper Nation Make-A-Wish Foundation, which means that you make a fannish wish (for fic, for icons or graphics, for vids, for icons, for meta for hijinks and tomfoolery, whatever)—and

wicked_sassyand I will endeavor to make sure that wish is granted. (Which may entail us begging for favors and/or enduring periods of indentured servitude for the cause but do not fear—we shall make it happen!)

For the unprepared:
     1.     Yes, you still get punch and pie (This is a Bee!joint, yo. Everyone gets punch and pie.)
     2.     Please please please—come and leave us a few words on why you ship pilots like whoa and what makes them near and dear to your heart.
     3.     If you do, you get to participate in the Make-A-Wish Program as described above. Huzzah!!! :D

For everyone:
Pilots Haiku-Off, right frakking now.
17 syllables. Knock yourself out. Bring me your crack, your angst, your banter, your sexin’, ~~your green plastic friendship~~, your swoon, your UST. Just bring it.