Kara and Lee, my beloved kids, the president found a used condom in my office and she is driving me crazy because she thinks I'm cheating on her with Ellen. Go figure!
Now, you listen to me very carefully: 1. My desk is not for that use! (unless it is between me and the president...) 2. You will spend the night in the brig as a punishment. 3. Two separated cells, this is suppose to be a punishment.
Love you both also if you are making me crazy,
Daddy
p.s.: I really want to be a grandpa so, if you really need to have sex on my desk, at least make it worthy.
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Date: 2010-05-26 09:49 pm (UTC)my beloved kids,
the president found a used condom in my office and she is driving me crazy because she thinks I'm cheating on her with Ellen. Go figure!
Now, you listen to me very carefully:
1. My desk is not for that use! (unless it is between me and the president...)
2. You will spend the night in the brig as a punishment.
3. Two separated cells, this is suppose to be a punishment.
Love you both also if you are making me crazy,
Daddy
p.s.: I really want to be a grandpa so, if you really need to have sex on my desk, at least make it worthy.