DPP: Sexytimes Saturday/Sunday

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 Alright kids, let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?

This here ship has been distinctly lacking in the porny business lately. **glares sternly** We have fallen down on the job (and not in the good way), with very low outputs during the last pilots pornbattle and it's been ages since there was a fandom-wide pornbattle to enjoy. All these little ficlets we've been writing are nice and cute and sweet and all...BUT THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF SEXY IN OUR ARTILLERY!! WE MUST RECTIFY THIS RFN! 

( Your Mission Should You Choose to Accept it... )

GOT IT?? GOOD! GET TO WORK!